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phd in cat phrenology, ask me about their foreheads

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

i am going to scream at the top of my lungs in the theater when they show his skeleton picked clean quote me

[anamta ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚ @triedtruebIue]

HE IS LITERALLY TWO SECONDS OLD CORIOLANUS WHEN I FUCKING FIND YOU ????????????

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

my bf asked me how I ranked my crushes on Giannis and Zubac and I said baby I was given three holes for a reason I don’t need to rank anyone

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

Sinners is so smart by being fun but then I keep thinking on the details, like the intimation Remmick is originally Irish and suffered under British colonization or the implication both brothers paths are valid by both getting happy endings that’s really moving

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

Call me sexist but i hate man ponytails

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

Can’t put my hand or arm anywhere near the vicinity of his chin without him falling asleep on it

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

DeuxMoi fell off but the mental fortitude it must take to run that account with the type of people it attracts

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

Clinically required to sneeze with my mouth open for the next ten days after surgery

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

Voted for a Black woman for president and to legalize psychedelics in MA, not a bad time to be alive

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

Having a cat is really just bothering each other back and forth all day

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

None of my friends have wanted to out right say it but being able to edit iMessages has probably saved out friendships

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

my bf asked if I wanted to do laundry together tomorrow and I said yes and grocery store and he said great we’ll do those things together sounds like a cute day

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

Now that I’m 30 every time anyone I know has a birthday I’m going to joke it’s their 21st auntie style

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

Three years ago I sent this to a guy I was seeing and then he got the ick because he thought I thought it was real https://t.co/rJ4r8CkAA2

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

What did I say

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

if I ever got a well fitting push up bra my power would increase ten fold

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

My white mom used to embarrass me so much when she would swear because she would say stuff like motherscratcher and rat bastard

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

There is no greater pleasure than cooking a beautiful dinner

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

Enjoying some pineapple juice for breakfast (I’m allergic)

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

Today is the day. I began my sourdough starter. I will be successful this time. I will culture and maintain a bomb of yeast and flavor. I will bake bread so good the aroma of which can be smelled blocks down the street

[crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco]

I can’t believe I went this long without a cat he’s the love of my life