Ben

Peace pursuer and Richard Rohr's stepkid. Twitter handle and optimism due to @kindraifyoucan. Follower. Musician. Brother. Padre nuevo.

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

One pretty good way to pass the time is Thanksgiving is to wait until teenagers are sending a text message and then ask “OK, so is THAT Fortnite?” and also giving thanks for Fortnite during the prayer and also describing delicious side dishes as “Totally Fortnite”

[Jason Hartley @jasonthehart]

Happy Thanksgiving, folks.

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@StylishWorm Spend less,

save more. Done and

done.

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@KAJasonTaylor @JetsPizza He was in such a hurry to get that sweet, cheesy dough to your grill. #customerservice #yourewelcomeiguess

[Jason Hartley @jasonthehart]

In the spirit of the UFC's 25th Anniversary being today, here's my video talking about the first few events in their early days that I posted last year. I've got part 2 of this coming out tomorrow with some more insane stuff. Enjoy! #UFC #UFC25Anos https://t.co/0Fmmxhz5Sj

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@StylishWorm The double-straight receptionist in Eternal Sunshine? Better if possibly mostly gay.

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@StylishWorm As in she’s gay in most roles, or she’s 48% gay in every role?

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

I’m so grateful for smart friends and family that will challenge the way I think without getting butt hurt if we disagree. #brainsbeatbutts

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@StylishWorm ‘Wonderful’ with Griffin and Rachel McElroy. I wish they were my college roommates.

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@calibrelyn @EthanSchmidtTV @Ali_is_Money Squats for days on those tree trunks. #meatstalks #granitewrappedinsilk

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

What if we quit being so mad and just went outside and practiced cussin’?

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

That’s super, man.

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@chrisremo I think it’s meant to imply intent. That’s probably why it’s gained so much traction over the alternatives that you listed. An accidental oversight/inaccuracy wouldn’t clench the cheeks.

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@jake_brinkmann But Jake, Marsha Blackburn REALLY DOES eat babies. And Bredesen blew up a rural hospital!

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@ConnorJonesUTK That’s @&!$?*#%.

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@TeamKhabib *break. Stupid.

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@BlizzardCS excited for the boomsday stuff! Is this on my end?

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

What team you on?

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

Why all y’all sad USA fans going for Germany? Mexico doesn’t fit the brand? #vivaMéxico

[Ben @HaveUBenColling]

@greg_thornbury What is the danger?