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They made me make this to keep lurking.

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@WestbridgeSlim He knows where the really good cheese curds are

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‘…missed every major organ…’

[Daily Squibs @DailySquibs]

I'M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA (Wayans, 1988)

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@WestbridgeSlim Total babe

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@mertonesque Bill Polchinski from Blotto was the drug counselor in my High School, he used to wear a keyboard necktie. Nice dude

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@stevecoulier @TheWapplehouse Sleep was completely worthy and in the right to do what they did. You don’t get Dopesmoker without that level of commitment

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Nancy never forgot the day they finally came to take Mr Sputter to the rest home

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Okay so I actually love this movie, not sure what it says about me

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Laughing at the idea of someone watching Toys, which is a nuclear-level bad movie, bc of this post

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I always think about the first dude I know who did meth, it was in so cal with a bunch of surfers he’d met at a spot, he said he didn’t remember anything for 48 hours and eventually snapped out of it in San Jose.
This seems like the worst place you could do meth lmaooo

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@ZeroSuitCamus From just the Taco Bell licensing deal alone even

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@MyRaisins Read this in Long Island terms and thought you were hanging around the Long Beach area

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I may be the only person to graduate high school on LI without reading the Great Gatsby.
I’ll never read it either, Sally is correct here as far as I’m concerned

[snoopy and friends @snoopyandfrien6]

June 1,1991

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Fifteen 22 year old major colonels were killed by the aftershock of her fall

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They had to build the drone out of repurposed 727 to drop this absolute unit, holy shit

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

this is how I found out there was a Fatwa issued against dancing to mock dead Palestinian children

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@TheLucyShow1 I’m so so sorry

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If this was me and one of my boys, all I can say is I would kneecap the sitter and leave them in a ditch at night for the coyotes. If they tried to get out I would s**** them in the shoulders with a c****** so they couldn’t drag themselves away.
Yeah, I love my fucking cats

[tony ☆ @enbybynature]

absolute moron “pet sitter” let this girl’s cat out thinking it was an outdoor cat & it got lost and EATEN BY COYOTES. “i know this is common for cats” NO! actually it’s not! and the audacity to text the owner a day later & say “every time i pray about it i feel peace” .. jail

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@falseroxy The only real answer to this question is actually ‘snatch’ Brad pitt

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@RIPbloombergo Great now no one there will have bigger than an inch and a half long cock

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@jessmargera @Timcast The FBI is currently searching for CC Deville for questioning

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@WestbridgeSlim Mmmmm, burnt cheese

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@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Okay, that’s a hot lady and your husband looks like a used condom that’s laying in a partially dried puddle. If you love him that’s fine but let’s use some objectivity here