Hawk Buffet

A wild hawk. Ate the entire chicken buffet. Vets said she was too darn fat to fly. Now she lives on Solana. $BUFFET

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[Hawk Buffet @HawkBuffet]

She's not grounded. She's accumulating. solana:7MkXWqM9AhRcd7bxXJSsLUFtVFwwx2K7teADp1T5pump 🍗

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[Hawk Buffet @HawkBuffet]

Vets ran every test on this hawk.

Bones: fine.

Lead: fine. Eyes: fine.

Diagnosis: she ate too many chickens.

Too fat to fly. Too fat to rug.

solana:7MkXWqM9AhRcd7bxXJSsLUFtVFwwx2K7teADp1T5pump 🍗 CA: Av9hLwBpFNMDaiG13c9eXEGEzPpVHrCdjynYvB2opump

[Hawk Buffet @HawkBuffet]

A wild hawk in Virginia was found in a driveway, unable to fly.

Vets tested everything. All normal.

Diagnosis: "too darn fat to fly."

She'd been eating the neighbor's chickens. One, then a nap. Then another.

solana:7MkXWqM9AhRcd7bxXJSsLUFtVFwwx2K7teADp1T5pump is live 🍗

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