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dazed and confused. maybe that’s why I’m so prone to motion sickness

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Making a playlist and skipping through the first ten songs is the musical equivalent of “where do you wanna eat?” “I don’t care.” “Here?” “No.” “Here?” “No.” “Here?!” “Ugh, no!”

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If I sits, I quits

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@BlueMoonBrewCo left my blue moon in the freezer too long.

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My function is not executive. It’s cashier at best.

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Wordle 882 3/6

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Like this, but forks, not sporks

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ISO a fork that you stick ON your finger for a little kid. I can’t find something like it that exists???

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@BaileySarian Oh so you know! I’m married to one 🥴

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@AJRBrothers re: TMM I need you to know you were there when my baby was born #birthdayparty
Can’t wait to cry when I see you in April ♥️

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Wordle 871 3/6

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She took a step!

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Wordle 849 2/6

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Wordle 829 3/6

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I hear screaming cicadas, my daughters sound machine, my husband snoring three rooms away(!!!), and the ticking clock and I am so exhausted I really just want to scream like the cicadas.

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Breastfeeding advice like “when your baby bites, they may think a big reaction is fun. Stay calm while you unlatch and firmly tell them no.” The person giving this advice has never had a baby with teeth try to bite their nipple off.

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I miss feeling loved and not just tolerated.

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@Charpezz I call my greys “tinsel” so I can pretend it’s fancy.

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My husband called me witty. I’ll be riding this high for weeks.

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Wordle 780 3/6

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