Fucking hell I’ve had a stiffy for so long I forgot what my cock looks like soft. Thought I popped a viag but just remembered I accidentally sniffed it #BonerNose
Having a 2.2m cock has come in well handy during lockdown. It’s very close but this month is officially my best ever month for pussy 🥳 #SocialDistanceDickens#YouGunnaLearnToday
You tell him girl. He’s doesn’t understand what we’ve done. Anyway how’s about me & you take this politics talk to my house 😉 #randybrandy#hornyhawks#majoritydecision
No one is forcing their views on you. We are trying to make our voices heard and we have every fucking right to do so. What else do you expect people to do? Keep quiet and not even try to make a change to the fucked government??? Prick
Oh dear....🙈 Own goal from @GerardRobinson5 following some great foward play from Troy Simpson.... against the run of play?? Hmmm not sure... @RomanGlassFC really working their way back into this 2-1 @BittonAFC#footywatch
She ain’t just gunna walk round with a smelly minge all day because she’s scared of what people are gunna say is she?? But yeah she’s got balls #IWould#DoneWorse
Can I come please? I’ll clean your room for you for a while month and swear I won’t watch you fuck through your door ever again!! And I mean it this time..
Happy Birthday @curtfeller sorry I couldn’t be there but I live in #London now. #London is great btw, real cool & busy. I love it in #london but I’ll be back on weekend. Lock up your daughters, happy 30th mate 🎂🎁