Mason Hawker

Nerd Petrolhead and F1 devotee. Founder/babbler at Third Time Enabled. Careers Engagement and Employability Assistant, University of Winchester.

[☠ @pessoadecadente]

Finally, the beesechurger

[L'intérieur d'une figue 🇵🇸 @Tarkinn_]

How did a 90yo motherfucker from a royal family spit fire like that. That's crazy tbh

[Jayden Libran @JaydenLibran]

Checking my notifications this week has felt like this:

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

Attempting to deduce subject of biography from this index. Faint hunch it isn't Philip Larkin.

[Mike Scully @scullymike]

She was a delight to direct & so naturally funny. She loved the joke about her make-up remover being strong enough to blow open a jailhouse door. I had her do a few extra unnecessary takes just to make the experience last a little longer. Brightened the day of all in room.

[Brandon Acosta 🇵🇷 @KinglyRed]

RIP to the man behind the greatest line read of all time

[Brian Williams @BriW74]

I feel seen.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The way it’s gunning it with the cartoonish posture, the skeddadle backward like it slipped on a banana peel then the explosion. Could watch this happen for hours

[Tyler @Sugnuhlrak]

@edzitron They should have kept filming as the operator removes him like bouncer dragging out a shameful messy drunk:

[erin marie @erinsaysrelax]

I’m done trying to be polite or tiptoe around peoples feelings when it comes to generative AI. Your stuff looks like shit. Your logo looks like shit. Your flyer looks like shit. Your photo edits look like shit. It’s so obvious that it’s AI, and it all looks like garbage.

[Jake 💎 @carefreejake_]

This is ok in odd days here and there.

But we go months without proper sunlight in the winter. Can’t be romanticising that

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

A DUCK

*BANG BANG*

A LEMONADE STAND

*BANG BANG*

A MAN

*BANG BANG*

GRAPES

*BANG BANG*

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

I went to see The Odyssey, the clashing of the steel,
I hope my perforated eardrums soon begin to heal,
The raging of the tempest left me too unwell to speak,
I think I’ll take some Anadin and lie down for a week.

[Dave @davejmcn]

Enjoying the idea of people being sat in the cinema deeply engrossed in the film when that alert went off

[SP @sspencerukk]

Was in the woods doing a deodorant flamethrower when that alert went off

Thank fuck I’m safe

[josie¹ @landotd]

andy burnham finding the controls for the emergency alerts

[Babble @Babble____]

Alright Burnham you're from Manchester we get it...

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Can't help but feel the government should probably have a text alert noise that is at least slightly different for "don't use a disposable barbecue for a bit, please" and "NUCLEAR WAR HAS BEGUN".

[Cytrus 🍋 @cytrusf1]

Horrific, horrific news, delivered with dignity and respect

Condolences to family and friend and im eternally grateful that we don't get news like this more often

Fucking hell, what a rough listen

[The Race @wearetherace]

😅 The story of how an inflatable donkey became an F1 paddock sensation back in 2004: