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carrie is outta my league

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@t_bow65 sounds good to me

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@t_bow65 sounding a lot like a trip to texas to me

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@carriewalden_ plus having to be around me after i eat cheese

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jarvis landry out for at least 3 games. not news i wanted to hear

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@carriewalden_ true 🤤

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@carriewalden_ this is false… she’s still weird. just super hot

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@brookeab @carriewalden_ lol

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my most depressing realization for today is that i’ll never be as much of a stud as riley green

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@carriewalden_ @col899 y’all have obviously never been in the last 3 squads in a game of apex, zone closing in, your teammate dies and it’s just you, your wingman, and a dream leading you to victory. all powered by gfuel

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just wanted to use my first tweet of the year to inform everyone that @carriewalden_ thought blink-182 sang meet virginia

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there’s no way MF DOOM actually died 😔 the world is cruel man.

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@Dltnnn hang w me soon 🥺

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@Nathanmofo so is the weeknd’s

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i went from drinking 6-8 cokes a day to drinking 0 cokes and almost a gallon of water a day lmao chase ur dreams kiddos

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jesus of suburbia really is a top 3 song of all times for me

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@carriewalden_ oh..

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@carriewalden_ he still loves me

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petition for @DKSportsbook to do a no brainer bet for @timthetatman to take fall damage. we would all make money

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@AlexK1_ @prakdip 65% is alpha