Hawkeye Heaven

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[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

. @martytirrell Thanks for the shout out Marty! Hey, by the way, when is my check coming? Parole officer and child support need to know lol

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

It's true, I'm engaged! Celebrating by drinking N driving and skipping child support payments!!!!

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Shit. This isn't google!! How do I delete?!!!??

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

How to get a straight guy to sleep with you.

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Lay off @EWrighteous21, you guys. Drinking and driving is a part of life. Just learn to accept it!!!!

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Lol so drunk just booze cruising by myself can barely see straight lol oh well YOLO

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Gonna get wasted, drive a motorized vehicle and skip child support like my forefathers intended. 'Merica

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

No RT @TheHawkHeaven: Are you on Twitter? Follow us @TheHawkHeaven. If you already follow us re-tweet! Go Hawks!!

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Got so drunk last night. Don't know how I drove home. But I didn't pay my child support again so that makes infinity months in a row now.

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

This imposter @TheHawkHeaven has me blocked. It's a fake!!!

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Well, this is awkward. @TheHawkHeaven

[FELTS @Zhoops44]

Hey @HawkeyeHeaven went driving drunk last night. Can I get a RT?

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Paying child support < not paying child support.

[Patrick Farmer @pdfarmer22]

@HawkeyeHeaven fuck those ex es ! 559.46 a month bro. 4 more yrs. She drives a broom to her bowling alley job. Grass is always greener bitch

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Got so drunk last night shouldn't have driven but I didn't pay my child support so I got more tats go hawks

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

MUST REED: Kirk Speraw has taken the vacant head coaching position for the Seattle Supersonics. Press conference should be tomorrow morning.

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Not paying child support > Paying child support.

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Never paid it before, why start now? RT @Alcohwk: Congrats on another child support payment @HawkeyeHeaven !!!!!!!!

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

LOL should NOT have driven last night I dont even remember where I was go hawks!!!

[Hawkeye Heaven @HawkeyeHeaven]

Man I'm really drunk and bored think I'm gonna go drive around and get a tattoo of my face on my dick go hawks.