Clint Barton

Hawkeye, Lion!Clint. Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Destroyer of knees. Fan of Pringles. @NatashaTheWidow is my Lion!Queen-Wife. [RP Account]

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@Mel_Pond ERMEHGERD. *falls down*

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I'd say I'm sorry for spending all that time on Tumblr and neglecting Twitter...BUT I'M SO NOT SORRY.

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@NatashaTheWidow MMM, DAT SASS! ...And ass. *laughs and kisses her gently*

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@TheDuchsass @NatashaTheWidow @SparrowCptJack You know you love it. *grins*

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@NatashaTheWidow @SparrowCptJack @TheDuchsass TIME FOR A FOURSOME! *grins*

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@NatashaTheWidow Six days? Really? Man time passes fast..*nods* On the bright side, Pregnancy DEFINITELY did wonders to your...assests*grin*

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@NatashaTheWidow I'VE MISSED YOU TOO! *hugs and touches dat ass...because old habbits die hard*

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@NatashaTheWidow YES YOU ARE. WELCOME TO INCEPTION, TASHA. #IDontEvenKnow

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@NatashaTheWidow OH SHIT. *performs CPR* STAY WITH ME, DAMMIT! WE'VE GOT A MOVIE SEQUEL TO DO!

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@NatashaTheWidow CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR! *salutes* SIR YES SIR!

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Butts.

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@SHIELDCouldotir OHAI LADY.

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2,000 FOLLOWERS. HALLELUJER!

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@Waspish1 At least you have a chance to appear in the Ant-Man movie! All I got was a cameo and half an hour of screen time.And no solo movie

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According to Whedon, there will be a new character in The Avengers 2. Oh, great! Even less screen-time for me... #IWillBeInMyBunk #Sobbing

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*shoots people in the knee*

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Ah, I'm 6 followers away from 2,000. 6 is also the amount of my screen time in The Avengers.

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Aaaaand back to Nerdy. *le Nightcrawler-like teleportation*

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SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION: If you ask yourself ''Hey, where is that Legolas guy?'' I'm mainly on here: @NerdySpiderMan

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Goooo ooonnn, I'll be listening. http://t.co/6XyacivW