Hawkey's Sister

Ceiling expert. Linen lifter. Lot lizard. Indiana girl. Estranged sister (parody!) of @Chris_Hawkey.

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

Now I’ll never forget which is for front and back door…

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

Well @ZachHalverson, @MaxxFuller and @Chris_Hawkey just found their new side hustle.

[Joi AI @joi___ai]

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants

$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood

yes it’s real
yes you get paid

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

Stop tweeting about me.

[Paul Lambert @MeatSauce1]

Too easy.

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

@Chris_Hawkey suffers from this too

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

Only @Chris_Hawkey would hang this artwork upside down above his bed.

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

@britnihemmer One of these guys will give you 4 inches tops

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

Perfect art for above @Chris_Hawkey’s bed

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

@powertripquotes @MeatSauce1 @Timberwolves Sauce’s Sweet Take of the Week

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

“Guess the state” game tomorrow on @PowerTripKFAN.

[WTRF 7News @WTRF7News]

DISTURBING: Man found with pants down covered in blood and animal fur, accused of intercourse with dead deer

https://t.co/HpznQIOeIb

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

When Dwight Hawkey visits your home.

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

February 14 ➡️ February 15

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

Dwight filing a FOIA request to obtain the footage!!! @MeatSauce1

[Journal Sentinel @journalsentinel]

Police used a drone to catch a 'serial defecator' in a Stoughton park https://t.co/yCKneLQ6qV

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

Wearing my lace leopard panties tonight in honor of @Chris_Hawkey’s Initials game win!

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

@PowerTripBets +75000 to +100000

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

The @PowerTripKFAN morning show. Now weekdays 5:30am to Noon!!

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

This bubble gum party shot … would @TommyO53?

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

This storm drain in Kentucky … would @Chris_Hawkey?

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

@PowerTripBets @LawyerLambert

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

Too bad Gash Pops weren’t a thing before @Chris_Hawkey staged a hygiene intervention with me last Christmas…

[Hawkey's Sister @HawkeysSister]

You know @TommyO53 thinks these “shants” are 🔥🔥🔥🔥