Emperor Norton II 🧐

Emperor of the internet. The internet is for everyone that tries to be better today then they were yesterday. Twitter is dying. @joshuanortonii.bsky.social

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A thread where I collect my threads, (which I should have started doing years ago) in random order:

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So hey, this place still a nazi bar for Apartheid Clyde and his pals?

*looks around*

Yes. Yes it is.

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Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate!

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@AngryBlackLady I am Scrubs but also the one who read about how the song writer had been a counselor in a camp and talked to a kid that had their unfair share of troubles, so now the song makes me sad even without thinking about Cox losing three patients.

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@mcmansionhell I am a simple man. I once had an Australian actually say "strewth" in awe. I was happy about that for days.

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Is this hellsite still owned by a nazi?

*Checks*

Sure is.

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@PeterFManning3 @Stonekettle @axman643 As you should.

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@Amyrhymeswith @KathrynTewson @RadicalLib @HammurabiJeffe2 Considering his "I have a public humiliation fetish" checkmark, this is completely unsurprising.

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@CMPProductions1 @planetjedward It's not verification anymore. You can be someone completely else pretending to be CMP Productions, because they won't check to see if you are who you say you are when you buy what is now known as the "I have a public humiliation fetish" checkmark.

There are clubs for that, BTW.

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@RadicalLib @KathrynTewson @HammurabiJeffe2 Considering how missionaries 100% have a long and detailed history of racism (with the least bad part being them having white saviour syndrome), I'd say you might want to reconsider if that is really what you want to promote about your parents.

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@ymmayer @AngryBlackLady I know Kate entered the marriage in full knowledge that her role was to be an acceptable royal breeding mare and her hubbie would screw around with the women he actually fancied...

...but that detail probably gotta sting a bit.

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@TiffanyTroia @GailSimone I'd tell you to go to your room, but I'm worried what you'll do there. So stay in the living room!

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@MisterABK How interesting...

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@GailSimone The Witch King is going for the foot fetish base:

"No man can de-feet me."

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@Scott_Almes @GailSimone @buttonshy Do you have a British version where it's all microwaves?

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@kmkeirns Interpol, Scotland Yard, CIA, the people making sure your mail is not tampered with.

The last group in particular is what should scare you. Those peeps ain't playing.

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@KathrynTewson @chadcmulligan On a scale from 1-10, where 1 is Blue's tweets, and 10 is a SWAT team outside your house that think they are about to enter a home with black people, how scary are these "threats" from this Rosete, and why is it negative 3?

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@popelizbet @KathrynTewson Oh, they most certainly are. This is the best they have.

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@xenagabby4life @TiffanyTroia But with the right one, it's always worth it.

(Source: happily married for over 11 years)

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@Chazman1189 @KathrynTewson @Blue_Mage @brandonschwa7 @estockbridge As a cult leader, the only compliance Kathryn will ever get is malicious compliance.