Clint Barton

Agent Clint Barton, also known as Hawkeye. All you need to know is that I'm a kickass archer. The rest? Classified.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@TheIronGenius *Goes quiet* ... I don't know... I have go now, I have to get ready for a mission. Good luck, Stark. Enjoy the wedding.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

Why do we follow the girls on girls night. Nat's there. "Protection?" Nat doesn't need protection "Not unless it comes in a box." Steve!

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@TheIronGenius Oh, *looks around* I have to meet him sometime. *Pauses* ... If Loki would allow it. Me being S.H.I.E.L.D and all that.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@TheIronGenius I'm going to take that as sarcasm. Or I would have. But you're a father now, so... *shrugs and smiles*

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@TheIronGenius Wow, thought you were going to say champagne or... Well, any liquid that can be classified as alcohol.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@TheIronGenius Go ahead, you're already calling me Legolas, might as well add that to the list.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

Congrats to @IWantShwarma and @TonysIronMaiden! Wish you two the best. #MelTonyWedding

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@TheIronGenius I think I'm a bit too late, Stark. I'll just say congratulations and Hawk away.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@TheIronGenius You're at a wedding...?

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@ClassicalCap Mh... [He folded his arms over his chest in thought] Imagine a boy, though. He'd probably look like one of the Weasley kids.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@ClassicalCap about this...? Nat and I aren't even together.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@ClassicalCap Well, I doubt we'll allow her to dye her hair unless she's in her teenage years... [He paused in thought] Why are we talking ~

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@ClassicalCap when it comes to hair and what they should wear.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@ClassicalCap Uh...I think I'll leave that for Nat to decide. I'm afraid I'm not trained, nor gifted with the skill in deciding for woman ~

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@ClassicalCap Genetics. *waves hand* Nothing a little hair dye can't fix.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

Well, she definitely got her dad's archery skills. "@ClassicalCap: If Natasha and Clint have a child... http://t.co/UomX8fVQ"

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@_B_Widow_ Not for us... But I can get use to this. *sprawls out in chair* Ah, so this is what laziness feels like.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

So for Christmas this year SHIELD did the whole 'secret Santa' thing... http://t.co/qvhj8dmB

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@_B_Widow_ Extremely. I'm not even in the mood for target practice, which is rare... There must be something wrong with me.

[Clint Barton @HawkwardClint]

@MischiefForHire Yum...? http://t.co/33D14KZW