Colette Hawley

I sing at Bourbon n Brass Speakeasy above the Des Plaines theater in Chicago. And I still sing for my beloved olds as often as I can.

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@WaddleandSilvy Listening to cross talk right now- “we ain’t takin that from the Brewers!” cracking up in my car- and remembering my happy birthday with you guys at Twin Peaks.

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@CarmenDeFalco it’s all well and good for Taylor to work blue- but most of her audience are little girls who will now be belting out foul language Willy nilly!
Parents can’t love that…

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@CarmenDeFalco it’s all well and good for Taylor to work blue- but most of her audience are little girls who will now be belting out foul language Willy nilly!
Parents can’t love that…

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In honor of @jaketapper doing his United States of Scandal series on @CNN here is my song parody many years ago about New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy’s story that Jake is featuring this week:
McGreevey The Musical https://t.co/kCnBY3XuWb via @YouTube

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@WaddleandSilvy
Is Paul
Nostradamus or Nostradrunkus?

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@TWaddle87 Now that you guys are back on bodily functions… this was my song parody submission that went nowhere. Still! Heartfelt and hilarious.

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@WaddleandSilvy the celebration bothered me because it was strictly a celebration of self. Where is the humility of baseball being a team sport? Whoop it up later. Leave it out of game time. Could you imagine Ernie Banks or Ron Santo or mickey mantle, etc doing ANYTHING LIKE THAT

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@ESPN1000 I love you both. But Shohei is NOT COMING TO CHICAGO. He’s west coast- the ocean, the weather and the fact his wife often travels back to Japan. It’s not money for him, it’s lifestyle and a chance to win a World Series ring. That’s not here right now. Sorry! Go Cubs!

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@washingtonpost have you ever considered a reverse “Joshua Bell in the Subway” experiment? Where you’d take a singer who never made it big but was actually good? 😉Put her as a special guest opening Joshua Bell concert, hyped & styled…see how context matters in reverse?

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@AARPresearch This does not surprise me!We are living longer and https://t.co/wq0cozRQmU passion is finding new life strategies for these vital seniors so they continue to have purpose & remain a part of community.Isolation is a health hazard.Let’s get honest about aging in America! Innovate!

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@FOX5Atlanta While I am very heartened to hear about this new test for early detection of ALZ, I continue to be troubled by the lack of conversation around how we can best care for these people-and for all seniors for that matter!It’s time to talk and innovate about getting old in America!

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@tine_theherd Boooooopp! Booopity-BOOP!!! I love your ❤️ nose and everything about you Owen W!!!

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@sprycebrooks My brother took his own life 2 weeks ago. He was a gorgeous, brilliant psychiatrist. I don’t know why I’m posting this to you- maybe because you have always been so uplifting and I’m so far down...

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@aijenpoo SO GREAT. I would love to do free shows for more caregivers!! Please let me know if you have any caregiver organizations or facilities with lots of caregivers or even individual caregivers that might enjoy my gift. I am in Santa Ana Ca- will drive to LA. https://t.co/X4AZuGeZ34

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@tine_theherd Owen!!! You sexy beast!!!❤️❤️❤️

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@melindagates Yes!!!! This is so exciting- I did a free singing show for caregivers this week. I’ve been doing free shows for seniors throughout Covid- still am- but it’s time for the caregivers to get their own! They asked for a 1980’s dance party theme so... I obliged! THANK U CAREGIVERS!!!

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@tine_theherd AHAHAHA!!! OWEN for the WIN!

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@boopmynose BOOP BOOPITY BOOP BOOP! And a big wet kiss on that beautiful nose!!!

[Colette Hawley @HawleyColette]

@American_Ozzie @MayoIsSpicyy Ahahaha!!!!! I love you!!!

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@sprycebrooks Again! Sage, wonderful words. I am a big boundary person. It is initially uncomfortable but it pays off in the most crucial and healthy ways. Boundaries at the beginning of any relationship are SO IMPORTANT; how you start it is how it’s gonna go. Thanks again!