Happy birthday to my groomer, Rick, who turned 30 today😍 Hopefully he'll remember that I turn 21 in a few days and we can celebrate it like we did when I turned 14🫶🏾
Aujourd’hui en manif, les flics se sont jetés sur moi pour me prendre ma canne de marche.
Des gens ont pris ma défense, et j’ai dû expliquer que j’étais porteur d’une carte mobilité (CMI).
Le policier devant moi m’a demandé de lui montrer ma carte. Il est parti avec.
@glossdtsuga Every so often, I go through the things I write just to keep myself humble😔 (I kid you not, we write the exact same way so I totally get what you mean💀)
reminder that kibum moved out because he was getting so angry at minho he literally wanted to beat his ass and now shinee are in their 18th year as a group and he calls minho his fuckin soulmate like it’s normal to be annoyed with people you spend 24/7 with and want to move out
@solishortus Tu vois, j'ai dû lire ça à cause de toi.... Nan mais on dirait juste un Hentai là en fait. Le lait qui va partout, le fait de demander à un infirmier de te masser??? Eh bref, juste mets plus jamais ça dans ma TL au secours 💀
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🔞 smut prompt:
virgin alpha who’s only ever knotted his toys, finally about to sleep with their omega for the first time. the omega is between their legs, nuzzling and mouthing at their bulge, and the alpha can’t help himself as he pops a knot right there in his underwear
The concept of seeing a woman on the internet and saying "omg you should get [insert plastic surgery]" is so... Just because it's a BBL doesn't make it cute and quirky but what do I nose?