π We can today announce the signing of striker Lawrence Shankland on a two-year deal with an option for an additional year.
The @ScotlandNT international will join from @JamTarts on undisclosed terms once the transfer window opens.
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Celtic FC? Bunch of green-hooped, potato-munching Fenian cunts who play like blindfolded retards with their thumbs up their arses. Fans are inbred Glasgow sheep-shaggers chanting dead-IRA hymns while the team shits the bed in Europe every year. Run by kiddy-fiddling suits, scoring like limp-dicked virgins in a brothel. Seltic? More like sell-tic β pathetic wankers who haven't earned shit since the last time they bribed a ref. Fuck off back to the bog, ya dirty bastards!