ֶָ֢ Zjeb ֶָ֢

im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud lalalala
bbtwt shledtwt ccs are blocked ××××××××××
gw: 45 kg ugw: 40 kg cw: 49 kg

[lian @caninefies]

☯️🦜

[parrot of something i guess 🦜 @parrotette]

thinking💭💭 birds think its time to sleep when it gets dark 💭💭 avians getting subconsciously drowsy when its dark 💭

☯️ blindfolding 🦜 to make him drowsy and sluggish while they have sex 👀

[woofies ♡ COMMS 1/3 @decayfies]

☯️ really likes to limit 🦜's senses when they fuck.

☯️ really enjoys using his headband to tie 🦜's wrists together as well as using rope to restrict his legs and to keep his wings closed.

☯️'s favorite thing to do though is instead use his headband as a blindfold for 🦜-

[Lunarae @Lunarae74]

Ody duo duhhh

[natt!/(mui)🦜🪶 @axelpaddles_0]

Uu community be like: dismisses the fact that all the four protagonists aren't so righteous:✅️✅️✅️ continues on doubling their standars
Once parrot does something wrong:😡😡😡 unbelievable, he geniuenly pmo, his thinking makes my blood boil😡😡😡😡😡😡

[dove @dryspongeceo]

💭💭 modern au where ☯️ is a FREAK!!! but also scared of doing anything hardcore + 🦜 is a virgin with insane natural stamina and always wants to go for 5+ rounds, riding ☯️ even when he’s about to pass out (and not realizing when he does pass out)

[Lunarae @Lunarae74]

Irl 🦜 gets excited over something ridiculously small and starts bouncing on his feet, while ☯️ watches with the fondest little smile because he genuinely loves seeing🦜 happy.

[(ू•ᴗ•ू❁) @parfiesdeaddove]

🦜☯️ rpf where after 🦜 visits ☯️ he leaves behind a hoodie and ☯️ finds it way after he left but decides to just keep it until they meet up again.. but later that night ☯️ starts missing 🦜 and jerks himself off with 🦜's hoodie, getting off on his left over scent..
ok..thatsit

[M I L K @milkmiliano]

Me and this bowl of mac n cheese

[ֶָ֢ Zjeb ֶָ֢ @Haxxfr]

@b__abylon OKAY OKAY THANK YUU🤍🤍 OFC I'LL CREDIT U !!

[ֶָ֢ Zjeb ֶָ֢ @Haxxfr]

@aysecittir 🦜☯️...

[ֶָ֢ Zjeb ֶָ֢ @Haxxfr]

@bloodyhollanov 🦜☯️

[Lunarae @Lunarae74]

Sorry not sorry rpf ☯️🦜

[mutt ‼️MDNI‼️ @lucifxe]

come to bed bro. come snuggle bro

#cofaom #cryoffear #simonhenriksson

[Kim @snopunkim]

4525 🩷

[potato @0c3TF9Jpyb40850]

#cryoffear #cryoffearSimon #cosplay

[𝗔𝘇𝘂𝗿𝗮ˡʸⁿˣ @b__abylon]

Part 2. #bbtwt: 🦜☯️ age-gap AU; CW: smoking, big age gap —

it took 🦜 quite a few minutes to realize that his boss, ☯️, had called him 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺. Which had been the first informal thing he had said to him — So 𝘴𝘶𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮, he got curious about the man.

The waiter +