Frank

Consistently putting in roughly 60% effort. Can't compalin.

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Over the years I've become so amazingly good at 3rd wheeling. Its as if I'm not a 3rd wheel anymore. I'm like the couple's dog or something.

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Where we are as a society: currently watching a movie with over 50 violent on screen deaths.... rated PG13 for depictions of tobacco use.

[Frank @HayFrank47]

....why do so many people think I can casually ditch work at any given moment?? Sorry folks, my life is nothing like a workplace sitcom. I can't dip out of work at 9am to go propose to Pam at a gas station or do a scavenger hunt with Leslie.

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Finally got the AC in my new (to me) car working!

[Frank @HayFrank47]

I kinda don't care for motion sensor lights in public bathrooms. They turn the lights off on me if they think it taking too long to shit. Like, come on! How rude!

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Went to the local Chinese buffet for mothers day. Mom's request. Needless to say, I am in great pain.

...Do people still use Twitter?

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Anyone wanna talk about my poop?

[Frank @HayFrank47]

"...None of us will get to relive that first experience. Why sequels and remakes and fan-fiction are so popular is not just because we love these works, but that we're grieving the loss of that first feeling."

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Has anyone come up with a parody to Gene Kelly's 1952 hit? Maybe make it a song about a small time dealer, hustling through hard times?

"Slingin' in the Rain?"

I think it would sell in 2023.

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Shameless self hype tweet: PR'ed on the bench press today. Finally pushed out 20 reps of 225lbs (between 3 sets, but still).

[Frank @HayFrank47]

I absolutely hate what I'll call "gun foley" in high buget film. Firearms don't make clicking or half cocking noises when people move or shake them around. Staaahhhhp.

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Not gonna lie, I immensely look forward to a gender swapped remake of Saving Private Ryan. I think Disney would seriously try it if they ever got the rights. Please make this happen...

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Been talking to a girl. Hasn't even been a week. Haven't met her yet, and she's upset with me to the point where she won't forgive me cause she told me on the phone (while I was working) that she'll was going to a funeral today, and I forgot. Is this a red flag of things to come?

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Dear hiring manager,

Are you hiring? This application that just took me 20 minutes to fill out said you were hiring. Wanna just take a look at my résumé real quick and see if you think I'm worthy of a precious interview? Okay, thanks.

Love Frank

[Frank @HayFrank47]

My single greatest undoing will be the fact that writing cover letters is one of 3 things in this world that makes me nauseous to the point of nearly vomiting.

[Frank @HayFrank47]

@StrangeNeighbs My poor lower back...

[Frank @HayFrank47]

The only happiness or satisfaction I get at work these days, is correcting the auditors when they make mistakes (thinking I made a mistake). Yes, send me that sweet, succulent "Frank was right" email. Fill my soul with smug energy. I'm an addict, and this is my drug.

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Been on 2 dates with a girl now, and sorta feel like they went well. Great conversation, a fun time, etc. Nothing physical happened... And I just can't sense the vibe that she's at all into me... Whadda think?

[Frank @HayFrank47]

Do people still do the Twitter?

[Frank @HayFrank47]

What the hell is an Amdrew Tate?? Some kinda knot to tie with a rope? Or a French dessert? Help me!

[Frank @HayFrank47]

I'm a slut for @Pringles, and there's nothing you can do about it.