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[hailz @HayMiller133]

My future husband better like taking naps as much as I do

[hailz @HayMiller133]

@Venmo @emily_mckay4 Venmo: hmille41

[hailz @HayMiller133]

Ur fav arts and science baddies😌😈 #UTGrad2021

[hailz @HayMiller133]

If i dmed u sorry, i was hacked lol

[maybe: clare @clur19]

POV: you are my boyfriend and it is 11am and you hear something happening in the kitchen

[danielle🪲 @bug_girl_babey]

College students:
- Don’t qualify for $1200 check if claimed as dependents
- Don’t qualify for $500 bc over 18
- Don’t get tuition refund
- Don’t get rent forgiveness for off-campus housing
- Don’t get to keep on-campus jobs
- Don’t get student loan forgiveness
- ?????

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

Airlines and oil companies who have spent a decade buying back stock to enrich a handful of people don’t need a bailout.

Most Americans don’t need a bailout either.

Just give the most vulnerable (taxpayers) their money back, so they can survive and reinvest it in the economy.

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

I take back every single time that I didn’t want to go out

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Wash your hands like you’re 19 and trying to get the X that a bouncer wrote on your hand in Sharpie completely scrubbed off

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

what happens if the bachelor chooses to love himself

[Holland Beck @hollaa_backk]

if you’ve ever used a frat house bathroom you’re immune to the coronavirus

[JD @Jonny_Dodds]

POV: You paid $400 for an Ariana meet & greet

I’m fucking crying 😭😭😭

[hailz @HayMiller133]

@ashtonblakesmit Mine’s Facetune

[James @CaucasianJames]

don’t invite me to ur party. invite me to ur google doc. i don’t drink. i edit

[Rikki @RikDrip]

My niece really just had her 8th birthday at Target lol! She’s obsessed 😂

[hailz @HayMiller133]

@yeahbabyyeah12 Spoken like a true MAGA supporter🥴

[hailz @HayMiller133]

I would ~personally~ like to offer up the MAGA supporters to be drafted