Haley McCombs

Accounting + Sports. Bidet advocate. Powered by Noosa Yoghurt 🥊🥊 #KirklandSignature #BYU

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FAX 👏 MACHINES 👏 DON'T 👏 WORK 👏 FOR 👏 ANYONE 👏 BORN 👏 AFTER 👏 1990

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Fellas, as someone who has spent a ton of time in the stadium district in Seattle, now is a good time to leave and beat the traffic

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Have any of these dudes on defense played soccer b4? lol they trash

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I mean, I literally don’t watch soccer. But it doesn’t look like it was worth it to get red card guy back. Belgium looks absolutely juiced. They look so fast and mad, the US looks slow and super passive

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In immediate succession, my four year old asked Alexa for a song from The Killers, The Beatles, then Fleetwood Mac 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

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If you want to burn your crap, GO LIVE IN THE COUNTRY WHERE YOU DON’T HAVE NEIGHBORS

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I can talk more about childcare expenses later (gtg take care of my own kids lol) but the way it’s set up is asinine.

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It amazes me how many slam dunk easy changes we could make to the tax code that would dramatically help people who need it most (families with childcare expenses and K-12 teachers), but our politicians are either too ignorant or don’t care.

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they don’t get paid more for ensuring their classroom is adequately supplied with tools of the trade.

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HOW BOUT WE NOT LOSE THE GAME IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF EVERY GAME

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Goodbye hope

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Incinerate the black jerseys and come back out in Royal blue after halftime

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We should never wear black on our home court, especially against a team that actually has black as a team color

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Why are the names on these Arizona jerseys in size 12 Times New Roman?

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I think our only hope this season is if we can consistently get 15 ppg out of the combination of Boskovich/Mrus/Kostic. But I just don’t know if those guys have what it takes.

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RIP 2025-26 basketball season—it was almost the most fun we ever had

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Looks like I’m taking my kids to a parade this week

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Will this team win a tournament game? I’m putting imaginary money on no

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Rebounds, my dudes.