Hayfield

Union Money scumbag 🛠⚡️ #blueovalbandit #votegold

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

Through tax exemption, together we can save the lives of Lebanese people

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time to get that volcano lair I’ve always wanted.

I think it’s in the “Beyond” section of BB&B.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

That was funny 😂

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

War elephants fucked

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

babe I swear the syphilis must’ve been airborne 🫤

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

I’d rather sit on the phone with you for 5 hours instead of sitting in your funeral for 1. Brother talk to me.

[Zero Tolerance Policy @ThoughtCrimes80]

Why aren’t people having children?

“Animals don't breed in captivity.”

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

i’m about to blow that carpetbaggers head smoov off

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Telling the government to arrest the pedophiles is like telling Miley Cyrus to arrest Hannah Montana.

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

Making a big deal out of it is refusing to eat it because you’re missing the sauce

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

You have a better chance of seeing the best performance you’ve ever seen at a dive bar local band with a $10 cover, than in an arena with a $500 ticket.

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

What if Sasquatch is on the Epstein list and the government doesn’t want to expose the list cause then they gotta expose Sasquatch.

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

They all want to be called a good girl. But none of them want to be good girls.

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

Born too late to explore earth,
born too soon to explore space.
Born just in time to work 70’s on data centers.

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

Lamar’s cooked. You can run a RPO offense with a qb that refuses to R

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

Geese really cannot flock the way Pelicans can.

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

New fairytale idea. The concrete truck shows up on time.

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

schrodinger's shuffle. the playlist is in the same order shuffled or unshuffled until you check the queue

[Hayfield @Hay_Adam_Hay]

@emilymkaplan do it be squirting? And is it still pink?

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Sydney Sweeney is an American icon.

"In this political climate, as a white woman, I want to give you an opportunity to apologize for saying you have good genes."

"No."