Hayden

[drumm colin (Chicago 22-26) @drumm_colin]

The idea that reading ought to be "fun" stems from the implicit premise that it's an activity for children that children must be cajoled into doing. Serious adult activities don't need to be "fun." Adults have many other and better reasons to do things.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

the good news is you’ve perfectly articulated how you feel. the bad news is it isn’t funny or interesting and has no artistic merit whatsoever

[delaney @haIfreaI]

I am blind and u are ugly. It’s so easy to want u

[corb @awshuqs]

and if a double-decker bus crushed my dick and nuts

[👩🏽‍⚖️ @jrsymensch]

4 bullets loaded in the chamber

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

the thing about youtube essayists is that they tend to be failed academics, and most of the time they're failed academics for a really good reason

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Sometimes an ig reel is funny but I can’t like it because I see which heads are floating above the like button and know I CANNOT be in company like that.

[Hayden @Hayden27697270]

@literacialist you dont even know how the post 2am subway drunk as fuck from queens to the port authority feels like man

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Em dashes should be used at any time, in any context, for any reason.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Junior scholars: "I feel awkward citing myself"

Senior scholars: "as I cleverly argued (1988; 1991), admirably reiterated (1993; 1995; 1996); and handsomely concluded (2001; 2004; 2007)..."

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name

[BlueBoltVA! @BlueBoltVA]

contender for best line delivery ever

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

Gmail cuando me conecto desde otro dispositivo

[Vefa T. @32nd_guessing]

Being an American citizen at German passport control must be so confusing

[redacted @aquariusdays]

they’re half full. :)

[Drungshroom @drungshrooms]

pro abortion people: "OMG nothing will ever be as fun as vacuuming chopped ass fetuses to death!!!"

moms when they get the 1/1000 postpartum psychosis jackpot:

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Hull City with an EXTREMELY RARE, possibly unprecedented Soccer Fetty Wapping in their first game back in the Premier league.

🗣️ IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HULL-O

[s @exfootballfan]

Tielemans and Santos half-time talk

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academics rereading their incomprehensible, jargon-filled, passive, 600 word run-on sentence