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Gotta keep it movin’

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It’s a plate spinning game, and I’m playing with my finest China.

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@MenInBlazers You gotta check to make sure

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@MenInBlazers Local derby in the US

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@nocontextfooty Diego Forlan

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Is anybody still rolling around life without tummy troubles?

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@tombogert Lenny still got it lol

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@LordCarsonEsq Mostly yes

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@cream_my_cheese Love this

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@tombogert @JacobsBen Abolish discovery right for players >22 years old

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This club is massive.

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Cocaine shipments and firearms seized by law enforcement investigating FARC-EP narco-terrorists who are waging war on Colombia's government and military.

[Anduril Industries @anduriltech]

palmer just told me he wants a working prototype of “the big robot from pacific rim” by friday fml

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@usmntonly WHAT A HUMDINGER OF A SHOT

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@MLS @InterMiamiCF @TheChampions Booooo, rigged!

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This is what Twitter is supposed to be for

[greg @gurreggg]

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term

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@liteofevolution @gurreggg We used to be a proper app

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CONCACAF NAME DROP ON THE DAILY SHOW 🤯

"I can't believe you laughed at a CONCACAF joke."

America's Sport of the Future. And the Future Is Here 🇺🇸⚽️

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@tombogert Me at the sports bar trying to explain a cash for player slot for GAM trade to a Eurosnob

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Make beers clear again.

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@ZeroCool138 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

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@NashvilleSC LA Galaxy Central over there

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Life of the party