Hayden DellaCamera

speaking to a void

[Hayden DellaCamera @HaydenDella]

Someone from my college just posted her engagement on instagram with “one less lonely girl” as the cover song

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You think you can hurt my feelings? You never heard how my roommates speak to me

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Not much to talk about show-wise if you haven’t watched fleabag, pen15, or girls

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I made a random manhattan cross street generator (south of 90th st)

https://t.co/WNBZPIvNp7

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I need one nail so I’m gonna go buy a pack of 1000 nails

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Didn’t have enough hot dogs this summer

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Nothing is hotter than a hot politician

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Listening to my roommate in the other room NOT laughing at the reels I sent him

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Gonna queue thunder by imagine dragons at the pregame as a joke and none of my friends are gonna find it funny just watch

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Just so everyone knows...we got a quote for a “launch video” package from the company everyone uses.

$17K for the video. +$25K and they hand you 50 influencers who will push it, repost it, and flood the comments so the viewcount goes above 500k.

That’s the exact recipe behind almost every “viral” slop launch video.

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When someone tries a bite of my food I feel like I have something to prove

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Imagine hating me and I’m just praying on your downfall

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Guys will find out I smoke weed and watch movies and be like I think I met my wife

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Quickest way to gain 10lbs is to wear gym shorts that are slightly small on you

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If your job isn’t your whole personality I assume you don’t have one

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People I haven’t thought about in 5 years are posting July photo dumps

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There’s no fatigue as severe as the kind you experience when your parents have friends over

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A good potato salad is so powerful

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I bet my ring size is still in his notes app

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Nothing grinds my gears like when you break up with someone and they make it seem like it was their idea