Hayden Corinne

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[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

We have reached the portion of the night where my brain has decided I simply cannot sleep in my bed… so I must go to the couch or the other bedroom. But I don’t want to disturb the dog so I must be sneaky sneaky…

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

I wish could placebo effect myself into believing I’m gluten free.

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

“If he wanted to, he would” is defined as…

[William Yu 유규호 @its_willyu]

the irrational way that this is the exact kind of fluency i expect myself to have after hitting my 23 day streak on the free version of duolingo

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

I’m either going to have an amazing day or this is going to be my last tweet.

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

Is there screen mirroring software available for parents to monitor their kids screens?

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

When Mr. Shou Chew said “Facebook and Cambridge Analytica.”

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

@lordthtoole 😂🤣😂🤣

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

Favorite pass time: confusing an algorithm

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

He who shall not be named’s tweets keep hitting my feed. They are all bad jokes and I feel like this man’s biggest insecurity is he’s not naturally funny or charismatic.
Feeling bad for whoever’s job it is at Twitter to make him feel good about his tweets.

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

When two brothers hug after not seeing each other in awhile..

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

These monitor lizards appear to be
embracing, but what looks like a hug is
actually a duel, each trying to over
power the other to the ground.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

The common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) is a freshwater turtle of the family Chelydridae, a long-lived species reaching maturity at ages varying from 11 to 16 years and can live nearly 50 years in the wild. For context, that is 2.6315 Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriends

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

We have reached the point in seasonal depression that I know I need to take vitamins.. but will I?

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

@JasonIsbell The delivery of that line is so perfect.. it is equal parts beautiful and sad.

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

Anyone else got the weird habit of wearing a beanie before bed in the winter? It’ll inevitably come off in the night but it makes me feel extra cozy. I live for cozy.

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

Next holiday season I would like to request gift cards to Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods in lieu of boxes of chocolate and snack gift baskets.
I’ve never had a sweet tooth and the price of eggs are at an all time high.

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

Dream job: lunch lady at Hogwartz.

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

As chefs and restauranteurs move towards sustainability, I hope we won’t stifle creatives and those who are driven by their own ideals. The fine line between insanity and brilliance has always been the home place of legends. Let’s be cognizant of that as we aspire for harmony.

[Hayden Corinne @HaydenEdwards12]

The Menu was funny but I don’t want us to completely snub fine dining.. Noma closing because it realized they’re not sustainable leads me to worry that aspiring to eat at such restaurants will be seen as snobbery. It was never about the status, it was all about the experience.