Hayden Pansy

Fantasy football beat reporter for the Pelham Post-Gazette, former editor-in-chief @sportschug

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For the sixth consecutive season, the #baruchheads have drafted WR Golden Tate, despite him being suspended for the first four weeks. "We couldn't pass on a wide receiver in such a high powered offense" - GM @JGreshin11

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An all time bomb from DFFL owner Colin Fields tonight at the comedy bar

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Sources have indicated that playing for Team Meeb is a major factor in Ridley's leave of absence. "Playing for an owner like Meeb really weighed on me." --Wishing him the best and hope he inspires others on Team Meeb to speak out

[ESPN @espn]

Calvin Ridley released a statement saying he will be stepping away from football at this time to focus on his mental well-being.

(via @CalvinRidley1)

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When reached for comment on the swap, @jgreshin11: "Our mock draft department has told us the 18 pick is the key spot in the draft, so we did what we had to do to get there"

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I am hearing that @jgreshin11 has just swapped first and second round picks with Bushk #DFFL

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@akleinnn Sad to see fantasy football leagues getting more soft every year. There was a time when pancakes were only good for 30 minutes. Might as well just treat him to breakfast #dffl

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@SportsChug Bortholes, Kelly, Knicks in that order. Bortholes is only in the league from carving up 2nd string defenses down 34-0

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#DFFL GM Coop and the Bureau of BEH have officially broken the #DFFL scoring record with 209.54 points, eclipsing the previous league record of 199.99 held by Team Meeb.

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@fromallfields @IHOP @HotCarl19 Meebs' defense is living up to the hype, accounting for 20 of his 22 points thus far in the special teams bowl.

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#DFFL week 4 storylines:
- Can @fromallfields last as the only unbeaten team?
- @IHOP, do you have locations in Japan?
- Will Meeb be able to ride his defense to a win against the OG special teams king @HotCarl19?

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@fromallfields @IHOP @HotCarl19 - Has Bush ever made it to week 4 without complaining about his points against? Rivalry week for him and Leafs.
- Since Leafs' mom mailed a check to the league office covering his dues this year, I assume she'd be on the hook for any rivalry week losses as well.

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Quiet week in #DFFL but Dylan with an excellent $8 bid on the Buffalo defense with no other bidders.

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Lots of trade buzz around the league. Hearing @HotCarl19 has lots of pieces on the block trying to improve on his slow start.

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Week 3 #DFFL Stock Report, as voted on by league GMs:
Buy 📈: @fromallfields
Sell 📉: Tony (#WAFIL)
Hard Sell 📉📉: DougJo (🗑)
Bitcoin right before it tanked 📉📉📉: Meeb (still a sick defense though)

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Team Meeb continuing to ride his defense and special teams. Currently locked in a tough battle with the bye week.

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@fromallfields @RapSheet @AdamSchefter All press is good press. Even from the haters. Much love to a fellow Pelham Pelican.

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Breaking news from #DFFL. We have a leak of Dorn and Kyle's latest waiver bids on the available QBs:
Rudolph: $22
Bridgewater: $21
Falk: $6

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Lots of buzz entering week 3 in #DFFL. Will Leafs ever win? Can DougJo avoid sliding into the pancake zone? Did commish get jizz-fleeced by Dorn and Lusho? Will Darrell and Coop hold on as the last undefeated teams?

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@SportsChug She is from the Irish part of Pelham, same as my first two wives. She's never been south of the Bronx Zoo

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@SportsChug I’d like to take my third wife to an all inclusive in Cancun this winter, what are tomorrow’s hot bets?

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Week 2 #DFFL Stock Report, as voted on by league GMs:
Buy 📈: Coop, Darrell (only 2-0 teams)
Sell 📉: DougJo (Mitch stinks), Meeb (does have a sick defense)
2008 Lehman Bros 📉📉📉: Kwags

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I just reached out to #DFFL GM Dorn, who has prematurely sent me his justification for bidding $21 on Teddy Two Gloves and losing. "We bid what he was worth. We are glad we didn't overpay."

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Lots of tension around #DFFL waivers for tomorrow. Three QBs available, and at least 3 teams needing a QB. Who will break the bank?