Hayden Stevens

Like the man of your dreams; but more pale. Also the winner of an Instagram giveaway one time. EWU 🦅

[Hayden Stevens @HaydenStevens10]

I’m not saying Texas Roadhouse rolls are better than sex, but I’ve definitely had more Texas Roadhouse rolls than I’ve had sex this year.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Biden giving a speech is still more of a disaster

[Hayden Stevens @HaydenStevens10]

Why do quails look like that?

[TBahd @TBahd69]

Bo Nickal everyone. Get used to the name #UFC290

[Hayden Stevens @HaydenStevens10]

I just entered to win a trip to IFW! 🔥
Follow @UFCStrike to learn more and click here to enter: https://t.co/ZinDVDsPfP #UFCStrikeIFW

[Hayden Stevens @HaydenStevens10]

How badly I want a girlfriend is on a correlating scale with how badly I need my back massaged.

[Hayden Stevens @HaydenStevens10]

My favorite thing about teaching PE is switching from gym clothes to different gym clothes every morning after the gym.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Might go for even more if they change the name

[mark normand @marknorm]

Happy MLK folks. Don’t be a racist. #MLKDay

[Hayden Stevens @HaydenStevens10]

Hate that my girlfriend doesn’t acknowledge that we’re together and is married to someone else.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

⚾ RT to WIN ⚾

We’re giving away a @RobbieRay jersey thanks to the @MarinersStore! All you have to do is smash that retweet button for a shot to win. #SeaUsRise

[Λ𝔫𝔱𝔬🗿🦭 @ImAntoMMA]

OMG THE BIG BOY REALLY DID THAT SHIT

[Hayden Stevens @HaydenStevens10]

This podcast with @jeweljk is super solid

[Hayden Stevens @HaydenStevens10]

@McKaylaMaroney do not like this tweet if you want to go out to dinner with me this weekend.

[Hayden Stevens @HaydenStevens10]

Cardinals have two unreal catches on the same drive. Crazy.

[Chase @notchaselyons]

My dentist said I grind in my sleep damn he’s real for that 💯

[Hayden Stevens @HaydenStevens10]

@fairlife opened up this shake took a drink of whatever liquid was in there and look inside to find this. 🤢

[Becks @BecksWelker]

Yeah you don't know her, she goes to Bishop Sycamore