Hayden Tomlins

I like funny and shiny things. Keep smiling, people!

Namaste! 🙏

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

This hurts. Why can't you all just stop, reflect and focus on being better people. Goodbye Twitter! ♥

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@DeathOfGeese @s7nbrewing It certainly did expel itself from the worktop with gusto! However trouser-soilage was thankfully avoided... and weekend beer saved!

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@DeathOfGeese @s7nbrewing Done, my friend! It's actually OK at the mo. You'll be pleased to know that it tastes delicious now it's settled! 🍻 💣 https://t.co/y3mNUoKcs2

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@PeteCarpenter @MichaelMcK Ah nice dude. I will have to catch up on that one too, cheers! 👍

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@PeteCarpenter you should defo tune in for these dude...

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Listening parties:
@idlesband will be hosting two twitter based events.
The first, for Brutalism, will be on Friday May 8th at 9pm, with Joy As An Act of Resistance on Sunday May 10th at 9pm

Join in
#timstwitterlisteningparty

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@PeteCarpenter Balls, no I didn't! I haven't been keeping up with them for the last couple of weeks. Really need to! Did you tune in?

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@DeathOfGeese @Ben_Aaronovitch My time to shine... if I hadn't turned Twitter notifications off... 😉

Here's a couple of our setup, complete with mother cluckers. It's an Eggloo coup inside a greenhouse frame covered with strong wire and dug in, which is recommend as foxes are a PITA! 🥙

Enjoy 🐔 🐔 🐔

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@paulychilds @sadiewriter Speedhorn? Great band. Must be Corby then!

Mate, "trouser press" and "Speedhorn" and I'd have got it in one! Haha 😉

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@paulychilds @sadiewriter Haha! Famous band from your town then?

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@paulychilds @sadiewriter Ah damn. Birmingham? I saw some steel there once

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@paulychilds @sadiewriter Yay Sheffield!!! 👍

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@paulychilds That is fair enough actually!

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

Is it just me or did Matt Hancock sign off like an 80s tv quiz show host in today's briefing?

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

This makes me very happy! 😁

"The teaser for the new Bill & Ted movie is here 🎸" https://t.co/Png9hjVdGt

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

It is a great song! 👍

[Skimmity Hitchers @Skimmity]

The new @Skimmity track Knob End On Durdle Door is taking the country by storm!

https://t.co/aqBVGZySST

The classic parental question "If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?" answered in true British lockdown style.

#lockdown #durdledoor #Dorset

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@matthaig1 Mine used to be guilt, now it's probably frustration. Guilt has a very personal association and it will consume you. Influence and change what you can control. Accept the rest for what it is. Always remember you are wonderful and unique. Embrace it!

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@AidenHatfield Dude!! 👍 Classic FM too. It's pretty much replaced my other radio stations TBH

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@sgloscouncil I walk under that bridge twice daily. Cyclists and pedestrians wait and allow each other to pass if they are walking through.

This is not worth the queues on that busy road I've just sat in, blocking our emergency services, for no reason.

Please apply some common sense.

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

@AidenHatfield Stay strong dude. It's OK not to be OK. Remember there are better days ahead! 👍

[Hayden Tomlins @HaydenTomlins]

🎶 Until the sky turns green,
And the grass is several shades of blue,
Every member of parliament trips on glue 🎶

#stoneroses #sugarspunsister #wtafboris