Hayden 🌊

[Hayden 🌊 @Hayden___Cook]

did i do it right

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Soup Fucks.

[autist @litteralyme0]

“OpenAI could run out of money as soon as 2027”

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

Normal widows: I miss my husband so much

Erika Kirk:

[twicrates 5’8.375 @twicrates]

before you ask, yes he obviously is a dual citizen, and before you ask yeah its that country

[TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod]

Tipping is so popular in America because the government knows y’all are stupid enough to blame the worker instead of the company that refuses to pay them.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

if moistcr1tikal dissapears soon we know why

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

You're zip-tying kids and shooting priests in the head, you traitorous ghouls.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

If he does this, he’ll be the most openly pro-pedophile mainstream politician in modern western history.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇰🇵 BREAKING — North Korea Threatened to Nuke Tel Aviv if Israel Kills Greta Thurnberg.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Ted Cruz voted to stop the Epstein files from coming out btw.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“The problem with child pornography is not that its consumption is inherently immoral, bu-...”

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

YouTube has banned Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes less than 12 hours after they created their channels

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

POV: it's the last day at school before winter break in the early 2000s

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump has been the worst president ever for farmers.

Twice.

But they voted for him three times.

Now they want the rest of America to give them welfare.

When they did it to themselves.

But they don’t like socialism.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

If this is not fascism then I really don’t know what is.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Personally, I don't want farmers to get a single penny of my taxes for a bailout. I voted to protect your farm and you voted to destroy it. It is not my job to save you from your own stupidity. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

[B1. @chicagoBRIZ]

Everything and I mean everything, is making sense lmao