Haydon

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[🤷🏾‍♂️ @sickolia_]

Imagine thinking men grow beards for women

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

Dude hit a stinger right back at her on ESPN 😂 https://t.co/pcaNtP6avT

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

@cocky_pucker It's actually a really good combo

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

Whatever happened to lil Romeo?!

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

32oz Gatorades are only 99¢ at country fair

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

Yesterday made me wish I hadn't gone back to work yet

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

Can't wait to step on the ice tonight

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

@CCatrabone https://t.co/dFaLJHzPa5

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

@alexrihel Lines are so crooked what a chump

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

Just think that there's a parallel universe somewhere out there where I still have 10 toes...

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

Finally starting work again next week🙌

[Dj St1cky B @st1ckybn]

@CCatrabone is a strong believer in $20 is $20

[💭 @slonsky_]

Bill Nye explained why this shit is happening in 4th grade but all u fuckers sleeping in the back of the classroom think it's the rapture

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

@WeekendPete I could taste it as I read this 😷 https://t.co/BYQlK6ZZLc

[Katie Dietz @katiedietz55]

pickle back (Jameson w pickle juice as a chaser) changed my life for the better

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

@CCatrabone And that's a risk I'm willing to take

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

I just realized I haven't had Chinese in at least 3 months I'm about to destroy this buffet tomorrow

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

Update: told her it's 1230 she said 10 more minutes and covered her head in the blanket https://t.co/g8QZ5RgUIK

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

*sadie curled up in a ball* lmk when it's 12
Me: it's 11:50...
Her: are u kidding?! 1230 than...

[Haydon @HaydonSanders]

*sadie curled up in a ball* lmk when it's 12
Me: it's 11:50...
Her: are u kidding?! 1230 than...