Egg Nog Hog

Tweets dictated, not read

[🌎 Kev_Almighty 🌎 @BigYash_609]

Banger after banger 🔥

[Egg Nog Hog @Hayes4Prez]

I say this everyday in summer

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet

[Chase @chasekr8]

I’ll be real for a second. If you voted for this, I think less of you mentally.

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

At what point does it become treason

[Egg Nog Hog @Hayes4Prez]

I am worse now for having read this

[grovy @grovymango]

So actually I am not making this up.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

No no no no no no no fuck this

[Egg Nog Hog @Hayes4Prez]

Those resin table videos piss me off

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

honestly the fact that google has ever been getting away with that ai straight up just lying 80% of the time is mind boggling

[DaniHealz333💛💫✨ @DaniHealz333]

🤣😂😭The caption

[Momo @momodraws]

What a great guy

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

UPDATE: The state completely dropped the charges against Dillon Webb, admitting his First Amendment rights were rock-solid.

But when he sued for false arrest, the system protected its own. A federal judge dismissed the case, granting the deputy "qualified immunity" because of a legal technicality.

​Dillon won his freedom, but the deputy got off scot-free. A textbook example of how an officer can make a completely unconstitutional arrest, drag you to jail, tow your truck, and still be shielded from liability. Is that justice?

​Video Credit: VICE

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

There’s many basic things in my life I fear I never learned to do properly so if anyone saw me I’d look like this cat

[litquidity @litcapital]

Spotted outside of Morgan Stanley’s HQ in Times Square today 😭

[Dr. StormyWaters @NormanDodd_knew]

He is bailing out Sam Altman. OpenAI cant IPO because they are massively in debt and dont make any money so Altman runs to the White House begging for a bailout and magically 3 days later we get this.
This is the TARP bailouts all over again lol
How "rich" did we get after '08

[FlaminGingerbread @SwagPogGamer]

people will tell you absolutely vile shit their parents did so casually and leave you feeling like an asshole cuz you were annoyed at your mum for interrupting an episode of your show

[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

FIFA's president can invent a farcical peace prize to flatter the ego of the president of the United States and spend months pandering to his political project, but Haiti's national team can't acknowledge their national struggle for independence because it's too "political"

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

The same people who said masks were "literally 1984" think this is fine.