Ryan Hayes

I've been called the songbird of my generation

[Ryan Hayes @Hayesman_]

35 minute delay is still considered “on time” for @SouthwestAir because they think their passengers are dumb enough to not remember the original departure time

[Ryan Hayes @Hayesman_]

@HalfAcreBeer You still do growler fills at balmoral?

[Ryan Hayes @Hayesman_]

@BinnysBev just got a text re: BCSB preorder and to check for an email from 11/6. There is no email (I checked my spam too). Error on your end or did I actually win the purchase lotto?

[Ryan Hayes @Hayesman_]

@LauraJackHayes Clearly an instapot recipe

[Ryan Hayes @Hayesman_]

@AmericanAir thanks for the delay status updates after you ALREADY FORCED US TO BOARD! Sweet tech you morons.

[Ryan Hayes @Hayesman_]

@NickyFifty50 Can you post the number when it's drawn? Had to leave.

[Ryan Hayes @Hayesman_]

@pitchforkfest how much?

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

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[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

RT this by 3 p.m. for the chance to win a #VoteKB shirt that Kris almost wore! #VoteKB #VoteX

[Ryan Hayes @Hayesman_]

@clintscroggs @Cubs It's $9.75

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Ryan Hayes @Hayesman_]

@BlackburnReview not to mention a guy who couldn't sell kids on hot white chicks and no class at bama.

[Bill Borst @wborstiv]

@BlackburnReview Tip for the new coach,: Sam Miller is not good