HdawgMcChaw

🌻Keeping Kansas cool since Nov. '95🌾

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Teenage girls were ahead of the curve once again

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Okay I’m back in on Hunter Biden

[turbomander @turbomander]

*exhaling into a bubble wand like its a cigarette* ...fuck it. you guys wanna play pretend or something

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

dumbest shit imaginable happening there and it's so cool man, what a great city

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.

[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game

[🧞‍♂️ @gofastmotorcycl]

Meep meep ass locale

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

The type of shit Riddler says when Batman's on his last nerve:

[nikita @poohthebear0]

not a single nonchalant bone in my body, I see the sky change color and I’m jumping like a fool

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my daily routine:
1. ????????????
2. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast