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[xxbethaaany webb 🇦🇺 @xxbethaany]

MGK FAN PROJECT #2

1 month ago, I lost my mind again and decided to do another fan project — and include all of Australia this time!

I’ve lost track now, but around 120 Aussies have plastered the 750 stickers I had made all over Australia! Even Tasmania, the little bit I always forget is part of our country, was included 😂

I have to say, I am truly so proud of all our Aussie members. You guys have shown so much support and love, not only to me but to everyone in the group!

Whether it was trusting me with your addresses so I could post stickers out, or donating $$ to help with the cost of the stickers — not knowing if I was using your money to buy crack or actually post your stickers 🤣😂 — I have loved every bit of this absolutely exhausting project. I don’t think I’ve spoken to so many people in my life haha!

On another note, if I happen to get arrested for organising nationwide “tagging” or for the graffiti I absolutely didn’t do (I’m the most law-abiding citizen you’ll ever meet), I will sit in that jail cell until Colson Baker flies his ass over here to bail me out 🤣

But in all seriousness, Colson, @machinegunkelly us Aussies have your attention now, yeah? Could you just pop over here a bit more, please? You Americans get all the cool shit!!

If you happen to fly into our vicinity at any point, pop in for a cuppa or even a quick pop-up show…? 😏

I also want to thank the coolest chick in the world. Not just because she has the best name ever, but it must be a Bethany thing, because @messforcertain has been my wingwoman from day one on this. She’s taken my demands in stride and stepped in whenever I forgot something (which happened often), or when my brain was simply too fuckin’ frazzled to understand the simplest of things and absolutely smashed the editing on the video! The pictures were fiddly enough for me 🤣 What a team we are! B1 & B2 4LIFE!!

We still have pics & posts coming from members so keep your eyes peeeeled! Thank you to everyone who has participated in this project, there will be more coming!
I’m now going to hibernate for a week, so much love to you all, Bethany 🫶

[hayley 🇦🇺 @HayleyHowells1]

#fixurfacedownunder #mgk #canberra @machinegunkelly

[Gaby Goldberg @gaby_goldberg]

The All-American Rejects are going on a “House Party” Tour, where you can sign up at the link in their Instagram to have them play at a house party in your city.

The combination of 1) leaning into nostalgia and 2) going direct to fans makes for one of the best marketing strategies I’ve seen in a while.

[hayley 🇦🇺 @HayleyHowells1]

@TrumpetPatriots Stop fucking texting me!

[hayley 🇦🇺 @HayleyHowells1]

@EHuanglu It looks dog shit

[Forrester𖤐🍉 MCR NASHVILLE @xForest_Ghoulx]

me liking every tweet that says Green Day deserved to headline Coachella and not Charlie XCX

[peyton :3 @guntomyheadlol]

Top 5 female experiences
- realizing ur kinda chopped
- getting called fat for the first time
- realizing it was SA
- developing an Ed
- crashing out over a guy you never dated

[Macklemore @macklemore]

fucked up.

[megan ❤️‍🔥 || eras london n8 || @evermorespoet]

I hate that autism is becoming a scape goat for shitty people to justify their actions. As an autistic person it’s so damaging to our community when we’re already misrepresented enough. Autism does not and will never excuse your awful behaviour, you’re just a horrible person.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

Hi I'm also autistic but I don't do nazi salutes because I'm not a nazi hope this helps

[megan @yearninglesbian]

the removal of flash games has led to there being no child friendly ways for kids to spend time on the internet. it's pushed more kids onto social media platforms earlier.

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

He looks like this

[JJ 🇵🇸 @boringdystopian]

noting you do to reduce your impact on the climate will ever compensate for the existence of americans

[alondra 🍓 @constarlations]

I love the idea of living in the Pokemon world and everyone having like a designated Pokemon buddy no matter how obscure every Pokemon is loved

[kani @KaniRosi]

u know how absolutely fucked up u gotta be for somebody like kim jong un to say some shit like this