Hayley Lazell

[Endless @endless_real]

“He can’t even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three.”

Dolly Parton looked Jimmy Fallon in the eye and told him her husband was more excited about her working with Jennifer Aniston than the music because he fantasized about a threesome with both of them.

She delivered it completely deadpan. Jimmy collapsed.

This is one of the rare times Dolly let the unfiltered version of herself show on late-night television.

Is this the most fearless thing she ever said on camera?

[William Merrin @william_merrin]

The Guardian wins the caption of the year competition :) #worldcup

[Javier Rubio Donzé @Sr_Donze]

Este es, quizás, el vídeo más descarado de la Final de la Copa del Mundo. Todos vimos cómo Enzo Fernández casi mata a Pau Cubarsí, pero si te fijas, más abajo, un jugador de Argentina, Nicolás Tagliafico, ve la tremenda patada de su compañero y, sabiendo que la ha cagado, se le ocurre tirarse al suelo y fingir una lesión. Enzo recibe la tarjeta roja, pero Messi se acerca al árbitro señalando a su compañero argentino caído (a Tagliafico) diciendo que está lesionado. Afortunadamente no coló. Son delincuentes, no jugadores de fútbol.

[Yeonjun’s Left Pec @AmyAllanna]

Argentinian players every few minutes #worldcup #worldcupfinal

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Nigel Farage's by-election psychodrama DESTROYED at PMQs 🔥

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The only person in the UK not sweating today.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

[Hayley Lazell @Hayleybeth91]

@GuntherEagleman @grok is this true?

[Amazing Page @womengrom]

This pupper is bold and gets an Academy Award!!🥰

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

A Royal Reckoning.

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

The volunteers have invented a new Winter Olympic sport at #MilanoCortina2026 👀

The rules are currently unclear. ❄️

[Serёжik Zaйkin @serezhikzay]

На Олимпиаде хорошо.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Making a break fur the line! 🐾🐺

An unexpected late contender joined the women's cross-country team sprint qualification, as a dog got free on the course! ⛷️

#MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

Cat: A little help! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

.@realDonaldTrump your Melania movie has bombed

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

This meme keeps getting better

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

Green Day is opening the Super Bowl in 2026 and have the opportunity to do the greatest thing ever

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Worth your time. Just watch.

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

Imagine you're driving normally on the highway when suddenly... a "superhero" beaver appears, dragging a massive Christmas tree right across the road, forcing an entire line of trucks to slam on the brakes and wait patiently for "him" to cross! 🦫🎄🚚🤣

This is hands-down the most unexpected and hilarious Christmas scene of the year!