Hayley Long

Mum to 4, Health & Fitness Obsessed, Cake Decorator, Arts & Crafty, Overthinker

[Hayley Long @HayleyxMarie]

😂 Hilarious this has never been so true

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So where are we all on the stress levels right now…. I feel like faking my own death 💀🪦

[Hayley Long @HayleyxMarie]

Why don’t men call out over men for bad behaviour against women… something I will never understand

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I'm fundraising for Children's Heart Surgery Fund. Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/ta1Leyd2IX

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I really really don’t like coming home

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When your daughter has the biggest mouth in the world and tells the whole post office she can’t wait to get home for her golden shower 🙈
What she meant was she needed a wee ffs

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It’s like fucking Christmas in Aldi today 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Shit stinks different since covid 🤷🏻‍♀️🤮

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Don’t listen to these people that say “you can do that when you’re kids grow up” “you have plenty of time” YOU DON’T.. you are old fat & shattered & can barely tolerate people!

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Fuck my life, I’m in hell 🔥

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Anyone else freezing and in constant darkness cos same, feel like I’m living in a cave 🥶🙄 #turnitoff #EnergyCrisis #BorisOut

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Trying clothes on makes me want to die 💀

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Really struggling with the concept of the customer is always right, because no the fuck they’re not !

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Check out ShannonTok's video! #TikTok https://t.co/lXalfJ0a6R

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Where the fuck is that final straw 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Officially broke…. Selling feet pics & farts in a jar if anyones interested 💁🏻‍♀️ #skint

[Hayley Long @HayleyxMarie]

Check out Travis Murrells's video! #TikTok https://t.co/Su9B7sJioU

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Current mood… dipping crusty bread into butter while singing to Adele 💁🏻‍♀️

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I’m sorry but you can’t beat a good biscuit dunking session can you ☕️

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Me -“Alexa play music to kill your self to”
Alexa - “I will play your playlist” 🖤

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Actually needing fuel but not wanting to go queue for it and be called a cunt 🤦🏻‍♀️