Haymaker

Grinding away to Billions. Day 1 Ver0.

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@farokh Chart looks like it could go there next

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@Tyler_Did_It Aren’t futures for this month around priced around 75k ?

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@talkSPORT Sad news. RIP DK

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@ayosol You pick your wife every time.

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@craigscoinpurse I think it feels worse. Social side of Crypto feels dead af.

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@IfnBoxing Sets a great example for the kids looking at getting into amateur boxing 🙈

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@craigscoinpurse Still have the overhang of Ai ( Hacks ) Quantum resistance ( getting the house in order ) & Satoshi’s wallet 🤷‍♂️

+ how tf have no bodies floated to the top with the hack.

Do you think it’s safe to go back in the water rn ?

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@dotkrueger Bear market vibes

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@GM_DFZ @m0bius Gm

[aaalex.hl @aaalex]

Imagine being CZ for a sec

You are an old convicted felon

Your wife is not getting any younger

You're the most hated person in the industry

Your exchange keeps losing market share to this new competitor that came out of nowhere

Hyperliquid?

The founder is younger, smarter, more handsome

You're confident your wife has thought about him more than once, in what manner? who can say

And to make it even worse, he used to work for you

This "Hyperliquid" competitor keeps gaining marketshare and attention

Very good attention

24/7 trading? leader of onchain perps? CFTC license to trade in the United States?

What the fuck

Trump goes on national TV and starts saying "Hyperliquid"

ICE partners up with TradeXYZ?

Stanley Druckenmiller creates an X account just to shill Hyperliquid?

Elon Musk joins in???

HYPE starts climbing up to $100

什么鬼!!!

It's time to do what you do best

Liquidate the market again and blame it on a "hack"

The root cause? Simple, no one will question it

Just say our DevOps engineer left their laptop open in a Luckin Coffee shop

Explosive diarrhea from uncooked shrimp wontons

Everyone can relate

We could risk $6B in a "hack" to make it look real

Coordinate with Tether and Circle to freeze most of it

User recovery funds handles the rest!

Entire market starts nuking and HYPE falls from $97 to $90

CZ and Binance will do everything possible to stop Hyperliquid from growing and shift attention back to them

Remember 10/10 happened because Hyperliquid hit open interest all time highs and Aster completely failed

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@knockoutsx Prime Furt beats Joshua all day everyday. Better all round boxer

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@JSpurs___ Yes he would. He would never have handled him when he fought Klitchko though

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@ATokkers5 Dubois will win, he’ll be confident after beating him before

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@DAZNFootball Couldn’t lace Ledley King’s boots

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@MarkYusko Yeah, but we can jump over speed cameras

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@Porsche James Bond will drive a Tesla

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@mbrown_co Lmao that model will be worth more than the Porsche in 30 years.

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@DexBobb @PDeplorabo @Linahuaa Could it go upside down, 180 & land safely

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@YazanXBT Will the Porsche out handle the Tesla

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@TheSmarmyBum James Bond will drive a Tesla. Number go up