Kyle Haynes

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@Desmond_burner Iowa football is my dream for Colorado. Clear identity, nothing flashy, 8-9 wins every year with an occasional conference championship appearance. Absolutely love the Hawkeyes

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@MidwestGolfJake Attention all golf courses: please charge this man double for his range ball’s

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@BWATTS1 Says every football team ever. Obviously! But seriously, what a deep take. Unfortunately, you are asking Prime to do the job he is being over paid to do so...

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@BuffsRealest This argument is just so typical and tired. We don’t care! You want competence, identity and a winning culture back in Boulder.

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@YRUDumbHo @realBillWirtz Well well what? Kane grew a beard waiting for Nazar to figure out what to do. Even the broadcast saw it. Top 6 contract, bottom 6 talent

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@bruweez Casually leaving 2016 off the list as that team went to a conference championship game.

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@primeneeds Wherever a school is dying to go 3-9 and over pay for platitudes and hyperbole

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@the_ericyates @MilesHighBuffs Exactly. There will always be coaches jumping at the chance to go P4. If you hit, it’s a gold mine and this program is back. Annual Top 25, big ranked matchups, conference championship appearances. Everything we grew up on if you were born before 2000. It’s possible

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@flovom Time to send them all packing

[Ossacin’s Ducktail @OssacinDucktail]

This might be the video clip that finally earns Neely a one way ticket back to Jackson, MS courtesy of Fernando Lovo.

You can’t be inside the building talking like you’re outside the building. Minimizing CU’s football Legacy. Nasty work. 🤢

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@SheLoves_Thee Take him back as fast as you can please

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

🎯

[Guiseppi Marzelli @G_Marzelli]

I had a bad earnings call with my investors, but honestly, it's the previous CEO's and employees' fault we're losing money.

I've been CEO for 4 years.

Year one we lost money, but I told investors, "You better get me now; this is the worst we're going to be."

Besides some success in year 2, we've lost money every year, but they can't fire me because they'd have to pay me out.

Anyways, I've got a bunch of loyal fans on LinkedIn who troll share holders whenever I lose money and say “you better appreciate this!”

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@skobuffss Did this guy watch year 1

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@IanDarke I think it’s great. Their clubs are the ones signing the paycheck and people are starting to realize how unnecessary these international breaks are. The nations league is just more taxing minutes on the body that is designed for the consumer not the player.

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@byesline And they still won’t win the cup… again…

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@Acc0untingNerd No we definitely know that money is a major issue in the whole debacle. Rick George fleeced us on the way out and now the program is stuck with platitudes and hyperbole rather than scheme.

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@givealilmore Technically we do have this problem… next week. Let’s see if Marve & Co can keep it in check to give the offense a chance

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@WifeFinance If you make a very healthy salary combined. Lots of money needed to survive in those cities

[Kyle Haynes @Haynes_GK]

@MoneylineMatt12 If by irrelevant they mean we won’t have to hear these two idiots all the time, sign me up. Just an older version of Jake and Scott from DNVR. Not everyone needs a mic