David

male black, approx 6 feet tall, lover of good music, good people, good wine, and good food. contrarian, technophile, opinionated, itinerant...

[David @Haynes_rants]

@addammy1 Was going to add *amidst paroxysms of tears

[David @Haynes_rants]

@BillPlaschke @dylanohernandez Hey, you homer fuck. The most irrelevant team in baseball is in your own backyard: it's the Angels.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@LondonDrugs I've been checking the webpage for the special Miss Vicki's chips. I would go to more than one store and there would be nothing in stock. Please, if the webpage says an item is in stock, ensure that that is the case. Thanks.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@MelissaLantsman You and Andrew Scheer are possibly the most reprehensible politicians I have ever had the displeasure of listening to or casting my gaze. You and the minority of extremists you represent are truly stomach churning.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@MarcNixon24 You sure as shit aren't retracting your earlier commentary about the shooter being a liberal. Your double standard is glaring.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@Canadian4truth1 @AndrewScheer You should probably retract this statement but no, that isn't what your ilk do.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@LifelibertyLisa You lie. Can you strive for originality instead of parroting the extreme sentiments of American Republicans? You're a lying liar lacking originality.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@DaTruthiz_BAK26 @RGIII No lies detected and Rob Parker lost his job for it too!!

[David @Haynes_rants]

@MarchMadnessMBB @espn Maybe play for the full game instead of getting your ass beat in the first half and then use up all your energy mounting a comeback.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@AlbertaGal1 @NolbsCapFan @MadelnCanada And no one cares about you Albertan separatists

[David @Haynes_rants]

@atrupar Where's the ADL???

[David @Haynes_rants]

@clintonyates You called it!!!

[David @Haynes_rants]

@Hockey_Is_All @usahockey Hahahah. Love it.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@rawanbaki No. The term is used to identify people operating in bad faith and abusing their rights as tenants.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@christyclarkbc You are right: "shit happens" but you're the shit that is happening. Why don't you crawl back into that hole you were in and don't reemerge from it.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@HarjitSajjan @FEMA_Deanne @melaniejoly Let the Americans handle their own fires. After all, they're quite the confident and self sufficient bunch . . . We keep hearing.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@PaliNewsNetwork @Keith_Wasserman The heat from those fires are nothing compared to where he's headed to in the afterlife.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@canmericanized All the Polievere fans thinking how amazing this is... Wait til your boy's in office.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@shaneparrish @canmericanized No. "We" aren't better. This high minded delusion that Canadians are so diplomatic is a patent falsehood but sure: whatever allows you to sleep at night.

[David @Haynes_rants]

@kinsellawarren Nothing about illegal guns? All the talk about the scary gun crime in the cities and no talk about America's biggest import to Canada: guns. Goodness sake man!