Paige Guthrie

Let me change into somethin' a bit sturdier. #Marvel

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙜𝙚 𝙂𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙚 — 𝙃𝙪𝙨𝙠

⠀⠀⠀→ Mutant
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀→ X-Man
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀→ School counsellor

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘼𝙝 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙠𝙚𝙥𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣'
⠀⠀⠀𝙢𝙖𝙝𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙝 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨..
⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀..𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚.

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

@SparklingMutant Oh, uh.. okay. And?

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

Watch out, @NowSynching. Incoming hug.

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

What else is new?

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

She just almost got into a fight with Monet…

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

Suuuure.

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

Hello Paige, nothing happened everything is fine.

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

What on Earth..

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

"Do a flip!"

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

She jumps over a student, and holds onto a window, up.

« IT WAS A CLEAN ONE ! I will launch myself outta here ! Without hesitation ! »

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

"Went right out the window the moment ya threw a DIAPER at me!"

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

« What about your conscience ?! YOUR LOVE FOR ME ?! »

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

"He has more babysitters than you can count, ah'm sure we'll find someone!"

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

She runs across the corridor.

« PAIGE ! DON’T ! I’M A SINGLE MOTHER ! WHO WILL CARE FOR MY SON IF YOU MURDER ME ?! »

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

"HAYSEED YES." Dashes after her.

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

« HAYSEED NO ! » She cries and immediately runs out the door.

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

Challenge accepted.

CHARGES AT HER.

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

Catch her if you can

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

Okay, now Jubilee's in trouble.....

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

That’ll teach her to judge…

Throws Shogo’s diaper into the hole.

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

Digging herself into a hole right now.

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

Talk about the trauma…

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

WHAT—

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

My love, your boyfriend speaks telepathically and his equivalent of screaming is… invasive, so you should check your idea of public…

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

Not in public!

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

OH come on as if it never happened to you !

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

JUBES???

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

Awkward.

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

No! Just not the right decision at that time.

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

"Unless a stray feather is poking you."

[Paige Guthrie @HayseedHusk]

Nudges her gently.

"Ya gotta stop sellin' yerself short."

[Jubilee @SparklingMutant]

She’s kinda blushing.

« Aw… Haydeed… »