The most unrealistic part of Jurassic Park — even more than recreating dinosaurs from DNA found in a mosquito — is the fact that Dr. John Hammond spent $1B on the Park and only $13.99 on security and IT.
This Xfinity Super Bowl ad rectifies that plot hole
Wichita Falls, Texas- Chief Meteorologist Michael Bohling @MBohlingwx of KFDX/KJTL ice skated from his house to work today, while I followed in the storm chase vehicle! #txwx#texomawx#winterstorm
Adam the Woo ‘s favorite Starbucks put this up. Of the hundreds of times I’ve been in here I was never on the same schedule. I always figured I’d run into him. Damnit
“It’s the Pop-Tart’s bowl. Both teams put sprinkles on their helmets and they have 6 live pop-tart mascots. The winning team gets to sacrifice one of them and then eat them live on the field. The trophy is also a fully functioning toaster. It’s the people’s national championship”
A&M has the nicest fanbase I’ve ever come across. This lady is talking to me about her pottery class tmrw. I wanna talk shit about the trenches Tabitha. 🥹