Bailey Pfeifer

[Bailey Pfeifer @Hayy_bails_]

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[Andy Nesbitt @anezbitt]

Imagine a coworker/friend of yours needed CPR for 9 minutes in your office and then after your boss was like - take 5 minutes, everyone. and then get back to work.

That's basically what the NFL just tried to do. Total garbage.

[Denise Pfeifer @3psnapod]

Just curious..what’s your family group chat name? Ours is “the clan”.

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

Thank you for the four free COVID tests, now please cancel my student loan debt.

[Bailey Pfeifer @Hayy_bails_]

They don’t want prayer cards and 10% tips…they want 20%. Even 15% would be fine. Prayer cards don’t pay the bills

[Bailey Pfeifer @Hayy_bails_]

Just a friendly reminder: Tip your servers!!!!!!!!!

[Thaumaturge @Rhanty]

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[Bailey Pfeifer @Hayy_bails_]

One of Mitch’s friends heard me say I’m *almost* an occupational therapist.
His response: “You’re a therapist!? Why am I sad all the time?”
Wrong kind of therapist my guy

[Bailey Pfeifer @Hayy_bails_]

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[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Based on average consumer spending, $600 would last you 3.5 days.

If you stayed at a Motel 6, ate only Top Ramen and somehow had no other expenses, $600 would last you 12 days.

$600 isn't a stimulus. It's getting a $2 tip on a $100 tab - while they close your restaurant.

[jake @twistedjakex]

one thing... I CAN NOT STAND.... is being ignored. if you’re busy, say so. if you’re not in the mood to talk, say so. if you’re done with me, say so. COMMUNICATE.

[Jeremy Gordon @jeremypgordon]

I would pay $100,000,000 to karaoke tonight with the bros

[Bailey Pfeifer @Hayy_bails_]

COVID/quarantine/social distancing has really taught me who my real friends are ✌🏼

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

I’m so glad I learned y=mx+b so I can calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going

[! @chaanyce]

currently thinking about how we used to share wine bags w strangers at parties & now we can’t even breathe the same air as other people

[Bailey Pfeifer @Hayy_bails_]

At social gatherings I always like to whip out “my dogs name is Kevin”...followed by 12 pics of Kev. It’s a real crowd pleaser 🐶