Hayze

Bad boys ain’t no good but good boys ain’t that fun

[Hayze @Hayzeatdawn]

@Lurkerlover06 @TarsoulFreya As the big brother
I already got claim

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This might sound pessimistic, but I’ve always wondered why NO billionaire has single-handedly funded the halting or reversal of climate change purely for the narcissistic thrill of being able to say they literally saved humanity.

[Mira @TurkTurk458853]

🚨 SON DAKİKA:

Kuzey Kore lideri Kim Jong-un:

"Epstein davasına karışan herkesi kurşuna dizerek idam edin. Eğer bunu yapamıyorsanız onları bize teslim edin; gereğini biz yaparız."

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

I get why Klarna and Affirm are villainized but if you're responsible with your money, paying off a $600 flight in $100 1-month increments is so fucking good

[trïzky @trizkyfr]

if you get straight A’s in school they just let you rawdog adhd and autism

[welcome to our trash revolution @trash_panda97]

ok if he’s gonna run for a 4th term we get to run zohran

[x.X_bbstarrbunnyy-X.x @bbstarrbunnyy]

the lamb and the butcher⋆𐙚 ̊. #phanart

[Freya Winters ❤️❤️ @TarsoulFreya]

I have an incest kink and am not afraid to say. Like yes big bro fuck the shit out of your baby sis. Make me a wet dripping mess on our shared bed sheets

[Freya Winters ❤️❤️ @TarsoulFreya]

The way I want my mans dick in my mouth rn… I’m ovulating don’t mind me

[Noah (LA) @noahwaybabes]

starboy 💫

[Ayelen @Ayelendownie]

WHERE DID TWITTER PORN GO ????

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

I’m not autistic I’m some other shit they don’t know about yet

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

it's so interesting to meet people who were traumatized by their parents' divorce because i personally was traumatized by my parents' marriage

[♰ @heavens_sickest]

fumbling a weird girl that is obsessed with u should be punishable by life in prison

[🤠 @bvnnyalt]

She’s gonna “🥺🥺” her way into back to back insanely deep, messy cre*mpies

[bran @slugopolis]

i'm going to miss all the weird little animals, chilly summer evenings, fresh vegetables, all of it really

[ᛝ 𝒴𝘶𝘬𝘬𝘪 🔪ᵎᵎ ꒷꒦ @pervyuyu]

fuck being afab i just wish i were a tall skinny guy with a big dick