Alastor

Benefactor and Facility Manager of The Hazbin Hotel

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

Haven’t you ever wanted to witness true entertainment!

A truly proper medium caste aside for a noisy mess of flashing colors!

[Sir Pentious @HazbinInventor]

...'twas fine.

[Sir Pentious @HazbinInventor]

Agreed.

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

I’d be so much more better off if I didn’t get anything.

[Sir Pentious @HazbinInventor]

I BEG OF THEE, HAVE MERCY FOR A SSSSSERPENT SUCH AS I!

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

@HazbinActor @HellishParody It’s quite freezing in the inactivity region isn’t it angel!

[Sir Pentious @HazbinInventor]

HARK, FELLOW TWITTERERS!
I COME BEARING GOOD NEWS, I'M OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THE BANNER!

Unfortunately, I couldn't fit too many chaps into the blasted thing, this shall be fixed on a future milesssstone!

For now, I thank you for your continued support!

[Charlie Morningstar! ✨🍉 @HellishParody]

Maybe this’ll set an example as to why I’m the princess of hell. . .

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

@HazbinInventor

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

I suppose i do have a very reputable person for the delivery of said quantities of soup!

@HazbinMaid go on nifty!

[Charlie Morningstar! ✨🍉 @HellishParody]

This room is the only room that’s really. . . Fire proof. . .

If I leave I might burn down the hotel on accident. . .

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

A good night’s rest and plenty of hell chicken soup could do wonders for you dear!

I could supply some but frankly speaking I wouldn’t want to risk my suit!

[Charlie Morningstar! ✨🍉 @HellishParody]

BEHSHRBBEHEHGEHEVHEVV

I hate being sick…

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

Everytime I seem to sit down and forget to use this forsaken web-site it seems I get replaced!

How unfortunate for you charlie!

[Charlie Morningstar! ✨🍉 @HellishParody]

I’M SEEING DOUBLEEEEEEEEE—

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

Please never bring up that ridiculous picture game ever again lest you value those 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬.

[Sir Pentious @HazbinInventor]

Ah, I still recall the tale of me and the Spider collaborating our effortssss to combine our might in Elemental Tycoon in order to bring relentless fury upon the Radio Demon!

[Sir Pentious @HazbinInventor]

EGADDS!
NO, COME BACK, EGGY!

YOU NEEDN'T LISSSSSTEN TO WHAT THE PURPLE FEMALE SAYS!

[Luffy @LuffyStrawHatD]

Usopp, oh my goodness…

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

I have been absent as of late loyal listeners!

Nothing to worry over of course!

I also notice the snake and the spider have usurped me by quite a large amount!

I suppose I will try and be more active to combat this!

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

Well yes!

I don’t suppose you haven’t noticed how far your peers have surpassed you?

They’ve broken their limits time and time again as of late!

However you have been…

Disappointing.

[🍉Steven Universe🍉 @SpitHealz]

Shortcomings...?—

What... do you mean?

[Him. @SonGohanAdult1]

𝗟𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗴𝗼.

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

Who would ever do such a thing..!

[Sir Pentious @HazbinInventor]

SSSSOMEBODY HAD SHACKLED ME WITHIN THE DEEP CELLAR OF THE HOTEL, I'VE FINALLY FREE MYSELF FROM MY MYSTERIOUS PRISON!

[Sir Pentious @HazbinInventor]

At that point, I had already losssst.

[Alastor @HazbinRadioStar]

@HazbinInventor @Emil1828 Blatantly lying doesn’t suit you well, snake!

Unless you do believe this to be true and you’re just as delusional as you are ignorant!