hazeless

Butlerian Jihad now or never
Enjoyer of music and counter strike. Aspiring himbo. he/him

[hazeless @HazeIess]

@dummystupidgirl god that sounds fucking terrible... where?

[hazeless @HazeIess]

@kushb6rbie One time not too long ago, long after I thought I had been ID'd for the last time, I got ID'd while buying beer,and that is when I knew the dark days were behind and the light had returned to my eyes.

[ben @hoggerPhD]

so horny i almost joined a running club

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person

[Anderz @Anderzin0]

Old black man standing behind me at the gas station let out a sigh and said "these folks need to hurry up, I gotta go get my peter sucked on." I let him go ahead of me.

[Miilato @miiilato]

30yo teenager me wondering what j*b will i do when i grow up

[hazeless @HazeIess]

@MargBarAmerica yes, but isn’t 7 hours pretty good?

[Bryn Forbes @BrynnForbes11]

Matching with a hot girl on hinge and then not texting her because I’m scared

[🆗 @JJJ4Y0_O]

when the job w da crazy perks that u live off of is getting in the way of ur undefined creative career

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

The looksmaxxers are tapping into alchemical theories of immortality that would have left a Tang dynasty emperor speechless

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Picking up a prostitute in the middle of my driving lesson

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[Us @marcisagenius]

Working the phones for poison control must be so fun because you get to talk to poisoned people all day

[hazeless @HazeIess]

@superweaners @totalmoiddeathh fascinating, thank you modelo

[hazeless @HazeIess]

@superweaners @totalmoiddeathh what's the AI post-rock album?

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

i grew up with autism so when teachers & parents talked to me i’d be making youtube poops out of them in my head because i have no respect

[hazeless @HazeIess]

@BoemTwo @NKY_Leftist what's the opportunity here?

[Erin @LambLover111]

I feel like a porn popup ad. Just Lonely and looking for someone to talk to

[hazeless @HazeIess]

@GreatUsernam @plainwhiteclaw the line between the two if often slim…