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I'm here for the experience.

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Our DQ’s are fucking trash.

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Venmo is trash.

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Our Dairy Queen’s in town are so fucking trash now dude.

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I don’t care about anyone unfollowing me on here as long as @AustinMahone always follows me. 😊😊

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Me and Wells Fargo beefing hard rn. Bc why did you take the convenience of having that atm downtown away?!

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The trauma shadows all of the good apparently.

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I love bringing up wholesome childhood memories that I still do today to my mom and aunt who just tell me they never did these things.

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The TLC app is the most useless freaking app.

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Buddy makes me so uncomfy. And for why?

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I wna go home.

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That’s not how that works.

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The Wallows were playing the Rust Belt in East Moline a few years back and that date got canceled… and now they’re only playing big cities.. I’m proud, but damn. Like, good for y’all, but help.

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These kids just ran up and ding dong ditched me… but I don’t have a doorbell, so they banged hella hard against my door… they fucking lucky I’m not dressed to walk out my front door and cuss them the fuck out.

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The people Netflix hires to do subtitles are terrible.
Hire me.

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There’s a man on the square so to a trump sign and a megaphone.. 🙄

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It makes zero sense to me that people think they lock the locker before setting the fucking code.

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The satisfaction I just got from telling Mr. Griffin what to do and being the authority figure over him after him being such a mean sub is really gna be the highlight of my week.

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Someone is listening to Big Pimpin’ in their squad and it’s so funny to me.

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The audacity of this mf.

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They’re really trying to hold me down and I’m already out!