Hazel Petrino

appellate attorney • daydreamer • movie lover • alum @GeorgetownLaw @FulbrightBG @CoeCollege

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

15 movies to get to know me

But I’m a Cheerleader
Emma
God’s Own Country
Gone Girl
Heathers
Howl’s Moving Castle
Lady Bird
Legally Blonde
The Love Witch
Pieces of April
Rachel Getting Married
Rosemary’s Baby
School of Rock
The Sound of Music
Uncle Buck

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

15 movies to get to know me

little women
lady bird
la la land
before sunrise
eternal sunshine
poor things
boyhood
call me by your name
when harry met sally
perks of being a wallflower
past lives
20th century women
the edge of seventeen
but i’m a cheerleader
nomadland

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Polycules attack you like this when you’re a single person who just moved to Portland

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

Doppler is . . . the mother I never had. They are . . . the sister everybody would want. They are the friend . . . that everybody deserves. I don’t know a better person.

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

man. another cunty ass mascot and we still have whatever the fuck this guy is

[John Hagner @JHagner]

"it's not my job to educate you" was the single most counterproductive phrase ever added to the progressive lexicon. If you are interested in changing peoples' opinions, it is 100% your job to educate other people. And it's a blessing! A joy! The work of being alive.

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

https://t.co/kl1bkXGAWq

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

@TheGayChingy The Rotel dip made with French techniques!!!! “How is that possible?”

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

@bejohnce I bought it yesterday it’s my new comfort movie!!

[dyke videos archive @dykevidsarchive]

"gay, lesbian, bi, trans, queer, non-binary i support all of you... polyamorous i'll get back to you" anti-polyamory woman monogamous lgbt pride ally supporter deadpan voice martha kelly tiktok reaction video

[Sean Doherty @seandoherty]

this is legitimately one of the best things to ever come out of the internet and u will watch it in full every time

[Johanna Nyman @JohannaNyman5]

It is frankly embarrassing that a sitting U.S. Vice President is unaware of one of the most elementary facts of World War II. Nazi Germany did not negotiate an end to World War II. The war in Europe ended with Germany’s unconditional surrender after total military defeat and the collapse of the regime in May 1945.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term?

Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…”

Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term.

Silence.

Every single one of them refused to say it.

Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

love it!

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

An adult convert lecturing the actual Pope about theology… You have to laugh.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO:

"When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword — there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory."

"In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

"And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been — if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

After bombing a school and massacring young girls, the war criminal in the White House is threatening genocide.

It's time to invoke the 25th Amendment. This maniac should be removed from office.

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

Technically she’s using “RPM,” the Rapid Prompting Method or “S2C,” Spelling to Communicate. But they’re forms of FC. There’s no evidence to support any of it.

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

Facilitated communication, the method Woody Brown’s mother inflicts on him, is pseudoscience, and that’s not a controversial thing to say. There’s no evidence for its efficacy. The texts “authored” through FC are the words of the facilitator, not the disabled individual.

[Brendan Borrell @bborrell]

Sorry but I see no correlation between Woody Brown's pointing and the words his mother is saying. https://t.co/sXeM3Xki8u

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

@katewright38 @zoerosebryant I saw and loved both!

[♱ @BUFFYSMM3RS]

happy 25 years of the best episode ever made in television

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

This is beyond words. Rep. Fine should be expelled from the House immediately.

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one.

[Sarah McBride @SarahEMcBride]

DHS lied in the immediate aftermath of the murder of Renee Good. They are lying again now.

[Hazel Petrino @HazelPetrino]

To the federal government, the word “terrorism” has clearly been detached from its actual, commonly understood definition. This tactic—robbing words of meaning—is so dangerous. And it’s a staple in the playbook of autocrats everywhere.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."