Hazel

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

day drinking and applying to jobs

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

computa, can I put it up my butt??

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

posting on Instagram for the first time in 2 years

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

quitting volunteering bc fuck that shit

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

applied to a job and got rejected within an hour

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

didn't make out with any guys, didn't get anyone's number, was told I didn't look gay

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

drunk off 2 vodka lemonades (pre drinks)

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

going out n getting drunk tonight

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

completed my barista training

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

meet Bob :3

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

co-worker supporting Jan 6th (he's a scouser)

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

Mormons keep approaching me

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

no jobs get back to me or even interview me, wtf do I meant to do at this point

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

people keep trying to rudely haggle at the charity shop I volunteer at

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

CUMM ONN ENGLANDD

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

lung cancer but pink

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

whoever did this I hope you die

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

work coach threatening sanctions if I don't apply to enough jobs but there's no jobs apply to

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

how it feels to be drunk on a Tuesday night due to unemployment

[Hazel @HazelTheFlop]

@owomoxcx wasn't a flop in my heart, always be proud of. your work xoxo