Hazel Thurston

hey itsa me, Mario

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

Saw a woman cradling something close to her chest as she exited her car and I thought it was a newborn. Turns out, it was just a big ass bag of Doritos.

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Congrats to my brother and all the other graduates! We are so proud

[Wakefield Superfans @whssuperfans]

that’s a wrap warriors! even tho the end of this year wasn’t what we pictured, we still managed to have the biggest and best year of superfans yet, all thanks to you guys! let’s keep this energy going next year 🔥🔥this is your superfans leaders signing off #warriornation 💚🖤🤞

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

@SouthColumbusHS just letting you know that one of your students, Logan Click, commented under videos of protests saying that he “hopes they shoot all of [the protesters]” what are you doing to solve the racism in North Carolina? He needs to be punished.

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump 🥰🌈💕dont be shy 🧚🏻‍♀️🤩❤️ delete your account ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻

[Casual Rizz @CasualRiz]

They were putting up signs to commemorate the death of George Floyd. He wasn't having it.

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

PLEASE WRITE!

[sofia, city council cyberbully @sewpheeyuh]

TONY MOORE a coach at saugus high school (which endured a school shooting last november) called for the shooting of protesters.
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@MrBurns714 But me especially?

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I’m watching a seminar @groundlings with @melissamccarthy and @benfalcone and they said my name and answered my question and now I’m going to cry.

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Me realizing that all animal crossing avatars run the exact same way as Tina Belcher is probably the worst thing to come out of quarantine.

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When I was 16 I cried in a haunted house because I was so scared. Now I listen to horror podcasts to fall asleep because they relax me. 😎 #characterdevelopment (still can’t watch horror movies tho)

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

Someone really said “ if your kids don’t have school don’t force them to do any work. Let them have this time to relax. Set up play dates, send them to parks.” LMAO BRUH do you understand why we’re having this quarantine?

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

Modern family didn’t even have any antivaxxing moms so how modern is it really

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

If you’re a mommy blogger and you don’t have 5 or more kids (including a pair of twins) are you even trying??

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@KaitMarieox for a girl who seems to think that liberals care too much about stupid social issues, you sure have made it your life to bring up those issues AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. It doesn’t even spark conversation it’s literally just eDgY TrOLLiNg for 13 year olds.

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...like you need it all. It’s not true. And everyone knows it. Nothing to be ashamed of, just facts.

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

@JeffBezos why don’t you donate some of your wealth?? You don’t need it All. I don’t even know you and I know that’s true. You could fund homeless shelters, help single moms pay for groceries with college tuition. I’m 19 and I donate to charities. Selena Gomez donated 5 million

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

....to the wildfires in Australia and you couldn’t even donate one million. And you earn BILLIONS more than she does. Literally. Not even an exaggeration. Lmao pathetic dude. And @BillGates don’t think you’re exempt. You all are entitled to ur hard earned money. But fr, don’t act

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Today’s “best author ever” installation: “lunging through the dust and darkness, Angela lunged...” good one, hazel 👍 #aspiringauthor #writerslife #editing

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

When I’m bored my favorite thing to do is log on to my neighborhood list server and listen to my rich neighbors complain about how their biggest trauma of the week is pizza being delivered to the wrong house.

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

Editing moments from today: “it quickly rained down as quickly as...”#aspiringauthor

[Hazel Thurston @HazelThurston]

Hate replies to Donald trumps dumb ass tweets get more likes than supportive replies. And hate replies to supportive replies get more likes. LMAO if that doesn’t say “we hope you’re impeached” idk what does. @realDonaldTrump