Kelsey Lingafelter🔮

very busy

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

No because I would rather take a whole shower to wash my face than to have the water drip down my arm at the sink.

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

“Good work team” as I say to me and ChatGPT

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

Is it a crush or demonic possession?

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

Finally worked out again today (put the duvet cover back on my duvet)

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

Jump off ? 😎

[$❤️ @Noharted]

If I book the hotel with the balcony I hope you understand the assignment.

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

Called my mom and the first thing she says is, “guess who’s dying”
I’m sorry?? Is this supposed to be a fun little guessing game??

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

You’re telling me cup noodles weren’t always microwaveable??

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

Deciding to stay in excruciating pain instead of going to the ER so I can avoid a hospital bill. I’ll never forgive America’s healthcare system 😐

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

Omg cvs just threatened me and my entire family if I don’t go and pick up my prescriptions from them soon

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

My therapist said I’m very self aware and doing all the right things… Ma’am that’s part of the problem I think. She also said I’m a great catch, so I think she just called me pretty much perfect

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

I’ve been wanting to learn how to skateboard for awhile now, but unfortunately my health insurance isn’t good enough

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

When Bella Swan dissociated for months at a time just staring out the window… she was honestly so real for that.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“it’s fine everything happens for a reason”

[𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑🔪 @deathndhorror]

Love & Horror

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

I always said I would bully the shit out of nephew after he was born, but it’s actually him who has been bullying me instead

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

My teeth at night

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Bitch we grinding rn

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

It’s a sad day when you wear one of your t shirts to bed that you didn’t intend on being a sleep shirt but now it forever will be. You can’t change it now.

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

@Serennaaa___ Catch me changing jobs

[Kelsey Lingafelter🔮 @Hazelaugust97]

@skrtt__cobain Currently looking into getting one of mine removed too lol